Sue Denim..

There's only one good job...... and that' s a blow job! (Cue tumbleweed) Sue

A few of my favourites are; Living Dead Work Party Head butt! Anarchy Rules Suicide Victim. Sue

Toilets. To say that the Moorings toilets are a "Fucking Disgrace" is a bit unfair since they have been done up and look pretty clean these days. Ok, on a busy night they run out of bog-roll but you only have to ask at the bar for one, and if the soap run out then hey, who uses it anyway! :O The worst I've seen in there is a fake poo in the urinal placed by some childish joker. Compare the toilets to the likes of Drakes, Belmont Bar, Drummonds, Siberia, Peep Peeps and you'll be soon be nipping in to the Moorings for an afternoon dump. Carl

How? Does this mean that you have caught the perpetrator of the door kicking or have you just glued the doors shut so it can never happen again? Carl

Wrong Tracks. That one can't be pinned on me I'm afraid. However, there was another error on the jukebox before I went offshore that may or may not have been fixed. It was the Evanescence album. There is only half of the tracks listed as the bottom half has fallen off. Carl.

Work? What do you mean "Less work for me". I seem to recall you managing to get out of writing the last lot of Jukebox cards! Not that I'm complaining as we've now got Nephilim on the jukebox. Carl

QUOTE]Some slapper that's willing to flash her breasts is NOT AN EXCUSE to play Final Countdown