Sue Denim..

Yep, my son got it for Christmas so once I get the hang of what the hell's going on... or when he lets me on the wii for a moment i'll join up with you.

What about that 80s club.... Club Tropicana? Is that still on the go. Perhaps even a spot of piano bar in club Sapphire. Failing that, that place upstairs from the Old Kings HIghway.

At 40 I wouldn't be going anywhere near liquid. ... If only the Metro was still on the go.

Best night of the year.... the only time the kids actually want to go to bed early.

At last I've found my true calling, as a bearded ginger elf.

Dear Uncle Graeme, My missus and I had a pact that we weren't going to buy each other a Christmas present until after Christmas and last night she confessed to having bought me something small. I've bought her fuck all. What do I do? Regards, Sue.

My name is a pseudonym..... hence Sue Denim.

Fate puts me in the rather fortunate position of being a Stepfather, therefore I get to spend Christmas with our young lad.... doing the whole Christmas thing until around 7pm when real Dad takes over and young man has a 2nd Christmas at his Dads house. .... the jammy sod! Which leaves me with an empty house with a lot of toys. Get me the hell out of there and into a pub thanks.... before I start playing with them all.

So Wizzard is out of the question then?

... or encase your entire house inside a pocket.

So what's open? Half of the Moorings regulars usually end up in Drummonds so I guess that's one place to be open again but a change must be in order this year.. (And a sign behind the bar begging for tips really provokes me only to do otherwise.) ...also, if that beggar sits outside the bar again this year I'm going elsewhere.

For the over 40s.

Shame to see Woolworths going down the pan. That's another toy shop gone from town. Mind you, I won't miss the 'Back To School' posters just as the summer holidays were starting. And where else am I going to buy all my JML crap?

That guy really drives his message home. Then thrusts a leaflet into your hand. I'm sure if you showed too much interest, he'd frog-march you into the restaurant.

That's smokey Joe! He used to drink in the Foundry when it was the Granary. His real name's Norman. He used to chain smoke whilst walking the street... sometimes just in his slippers.

Just finished a Shaun Hutson novel (don't laugh) 'Necessary Evil'. Classic Hutson horror. Great story, lots of action, biological super-humans, gore and car chases..... Points off for no sex scene.

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Are you sure that's not me?

I liked it.

Ahhh, but if heat comes out of it then shouldn't the tap have a red circle and not a blue one? :princess:Pedantic:princess:

Yeah, I've got pretty much all of their stuff. They're kind of like an accidental goth band. The Host of Seraphim is perhaps their best song.

Who cares, the BNP just hate a black out. Boom Boom

It's nothing to do with the N/A last visit per chance?

Had a mild panic there... just had to check that the on and off sales licence hasn't expired or anything. Phew, we're alright 'till 2010. Still searching for the miracle though.

Quantum of Shite. Where the fuck was Q?