Sue Denim..

What's yellow and goes woof woof? Bark infested custard.

I put Warcraft 3 into the laptop and the (9 year old) boy loves it. Personally I still love Syndicate Wars.

W.C. finder. Finds the nearest public toilet. How have I ever managed to live without it!

Good Idea.... so long as it's on its own thread and doesn't get swamped with requests.

What's the best way to see flying saucers? Smack the waitress' arse.

I can honestly say that for all the years I've frequented the Moorings I have never seen a ghost. Which therefore means, even ghosts don't like my music.

Stick "church burning norwegian black metal varg vikernes" into google..... that should sort you out.... even thoughI can't be arsed trying it myself.

Spotify is definately the way ahead.Great for just listening to bits from albums you've heard about in magazines but can't be arsed downloading.

That could also explain the power outage the other night too.

That was great last night, the rigged voting has come to an end (due to a change in the voting system) Graham Norton was a breath of fresh air to the show and we almost won. Marvellous!

Yes its time to laugh at the rest of Europe again.... My money's on Estonia. .... and I don't even know what they sound like yet! (But at 40-1 odds, I couldn't resist a bet.)

"Hi, I'd love to get to know you, even just your name would be very helpful??? Maybe if we can get to know each other a little better you could explain why you threw a drink over me, since I have absolutely NO idea who you are, or why you did it??? I did have a laugh about it, and a really good night, so I'm just confused by it all! Anyways CHEERS! :-) p.s do you like Corona?" Seems to be a theme going on here. Are all Aberdeen guys worthy of getting drinks thrown at them? If so, I like Jagermeister.....

I met an honorary male once, it went something like this.... "We find him guilty your honour....."

I must admit I'm looking forward to this one. Last saw him years ago in Bristol... amazing gig.

Famous last words.....

Looks more like a Jewish Star of David to me.

I'm up for it. Name badges essential. (Preferrably with avatar pic included) .... oh, and lets add the Belmont Bar to the crawl.

Well it looks like I'll be paying more for booze and fags. I'm still not going back to smoking roll-ups though. They're fucking vile. And as for booze, not even the enticement of cheap beer will get me to waste a night out by visiting Archibald Simpsons. So fuck you Darling, your attempt to turn me into a shell-suit wearing chav has failed...... at least until fags become 7 a packet and pints 3!

Here's a sweaty picture of me holding a pint and gurning like some kind of ginger klingon.

How we used to live.

The Preacher graphic novels are well worth a look, I'm totally with you there. The Sandman stuff was pretty good but its been years since I've read them and now they just sit on the bookshelf alongside Watchmen and lots of RPG rulebooks.

I've switched from AVG to Avast! due to free AVG being discontinued shortly. Avast seems easy to use, un-obtrusive and certainly uses less memory. I just wish the blue icon didn't spin though. It's annoying.

I have Diamond and am addicted. Unbelievable considering my age! I can only assume that you are trying to complete a national pokedex?