Soda Jerk Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Somebody really needs to start that Facebook atrocities thread. If you insist. Post shite and mental nonsense from your Facebook/Twitter/whatever feeds. I just saw this on mine:"Well wa guna post sumat n by the time i ad wrked out ow t do it on this new stupid HD Facebook on mi fone i forgot haha cant av been that important i supose........." Wordsmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Getting in here first. Wish i was at cosmo right now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 The long awaited and request Facebook mess thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I recently added a girl I went to school with fully expecting a shit show of badly spelled, semi-coherent and fully banal updates. Was not disapointed. This week i've had references to not being able to sleep, 3 seperate updates about phone chargers, 2 'selfies' seemingly taken underwater on a potato at night and the customary 'Mondays can go do one!'. I wouldn't so much call it an atrocity I suppose, just your absolute bog standard facebook user who I will never interact with. I'll probably hide her soon but I really should just defriend. I mean, I can't think of a single thing of mine she would 'like' or comment on, and same for me with her content. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 mod... merge the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I just saw this on mine:"Well wa guna post sumat n by the time i ad wrked out ow t do it on this new stupid HD Facebook on mi fone i forgot haha cant av been that important i supose........." Yorkshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Someone I have on Facebook posted a picture of people getting crushed at Hillsborough as a creepy photo. I'm really not sure what to make of it, but I think it's time that I got rid of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Getting in here first.that was me you fucking MORT! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 aNyone standing at a bus stop right now dont wait just jump into the direction you need to go and from the sounds of things the wind wil take you to your destination lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 that was me you fucking MORT!Wasn't even a bad update, just assumed you'd post one of mines and thought I'd get in there first.Fun fact, I was at Cosmo tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Lisa......I think my head is dying! Chillis you will not defeat me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Lisa...... After being so ill I want something nice for supper. No idea what tho grr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Every Random Facebook User Ever: OMG FML, Babies oh look a kitty, GAY, Lady GAGA, Heres me breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Edited October 1, 2013 by kirsten 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 True, but sadly all too often forgotten. Feck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Double feck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 "like if you should think i should kill your self as no one seems to care" i liked it then posting photos of yourself crying now thats attention seeking but no one asked what was wrong (HAHA) next day uploads 6 happy selfies 2, 2 like for looks and 3 someone mail me bored. i wish you did kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 "like if you should think i should kill your self as no one seems to care" i liked it then posting photos of yourself crying now thats attention seeking but no one asked what was wrong (HAHA)next day uploads 6 happy selfies 2, 2 like for looks and 3 someone mail me bored. i wish you did kill yourself.This post definitely belongs in this thread. Cos you are fucking insufferable. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givemeasmile Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 I unfriended somebody last night for a searingly witty attack on a couple of "Spanish" guys who were hogging machines at his local gym; about 25 people liked it which I found rather disgusting. I'm not repeating it here, but I went to school in Kemnay so have a feed full gold that I will no doubt re-post here. Excellent thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemonade Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Can this picture of a soldier hugging his kid get a million likes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Can this picture of a soldier hugging his kid get a million likes? I made a rule a while ago, anyone who posts up any pictures of army folk holding babies with the caption "like if you support the armed forces, ignore if you hate them" gets instantly removed from my friends. Infact anything like that gets the person removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 The assumption that inaction when presented with some kind of "moral dilemma" implies that you are in some way a horrible person has been going on a lot longer than Facebook. If you don't put money in this bucket then you hate kids with cancer or people in a far off land with no water, or some other bullshit when the reality is that I am an occasional charity donor when the whim takes me or the cause engages me who fucking hates having a bucket rattled in my face when I'm trying to enjoy a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 AGFW isn't on my facebook, thank fuck, or else I'm sure I'd have a few of his posts in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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