Alkaline Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 I used to go out with a girl who was a waitress at Pizza Hut Union Street, she would bring me free pizza when she finished work and then we'd have sex. I'm sure your mum would be flattered to be called a "girl". Still, Pizza for dinner at Rathen Towers every night!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 I used to go out with a girl who was a waitress at Pizza Hut Union Street, she would bring me free pizza when she finished work and then we'd have sex. Don't lie waitresses never have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Don't lie waitresses never have sex. Not with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Not with you. was it the crazy spanish one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 was it the crazy spanish one? No, he works at Aberdeen College and he is Mexican. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 No, he works at Aberdeen College and he is Mexican. retort to my post about Dr Noodles you ASSBURGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 retort to my post about Dr Noodles you ASSBURGER We were talking about Pizza Hut you ASSWANKER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 We were talking about Pizza Hut you ASSWANKER. fuck pizza hut MIND PIZZALAND? so many good memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Cool Thinker Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 The reason the Dominos van only stopped at Fraserburgh for one day was because they only have one van and it was part of a tour they were doing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 The reason the Dominos van only stopped at Fraserburgh for one day was because they only have one van and it was part of a tour they were doing. What? Also when can we expect the "Cool Thinkers Memorable Farts Thread"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Oh please start that thread. I have some good fart stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 fuck pizza hut MIND PIZZALAND? so many good memoriesPizzaland in Elgin was fucking incredible. It's now a restaurant called Bella Pasta (I think) and it's just as good. In fact I may go on Sunday and eat lots of pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 FAO: Cool Thinker There appears to be an establishment on Bridge Street called "The Mask" or similar, with two massive masks in the window. What is this place? It sort of looks like a sex shop, but does it just sell masks? I must know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 FAO: Cool Thinker There appears to be an establishment on Bridge Street called "The Mask" or similar, with two massive masks in the window. What is this place? It sort of looks a sex shop, but does it just sell masks? I must know. why dont you just go in and look? If its a sex shop youve scored!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 FAO: Cool Thinker There appears to be an establishment on Bridge Street called "The Mask" or similar, with two massive masks in the window. What is this place? It sort of looks like a sex shop, but does it just sell masks? I must know. So, I know I'm not Cool Thinker (maybe I can be his PA or something someday???) but it appears to be another "gentleman's club". It was very briefly called 'Magma'.I googled 'Magma Aberdeen' to see if it was the same place as the Mask and the most intriguing link comes courtesy of 'strip-magazine.com'. It was an enlightening read, I believe this may be the bleak-as-fuck sister forum to Aberdeen-Music. For anyone interested: http://www.strip-magazine.com/magma-club-aberdeenbe-aware Well, I'm off for a cry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 My ex's cousin works there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 So, I know I'm not Cool Thinker (maybe I can be his PA or something someday???) but it appears to be another "gentleman's club". It was very briefly called 'Magma'.I googled 'Magma Aberdeen' to see if it was the same place as the Mask and the most intriguing link comes courtesy of 'strip-magazine.com'. It was an enlightening read, I believe this may be the bleak-as-fuck sister forum to Aberdeen-Music. For anyone interested: http://www.strip-magazine.com/magma-club-aberdeenbe-aware Well, I'm off for a cry. Is it where Angels used to be? I can't remember what is was called when I was last in there (something about Diamonds or Gems or something) but it was dreadful, we were literally the only people there and it was a Saturday night. My main memory of it is that it was really dark and it looked like an office, but with a smattering of bored looking strippers milling around playing on their phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Is it where Angels used to be? I can't remember what is was called when I was last in there (something about Diamonds or Gems or something) but it was dreadful, we were literally the only people there and it was a Saturday night. My main memory of it is that it was really dark and it looked like an office, but with a smattering of bored looking strippers milling around playing on their phones.Krystals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Apparently there is an Indian restaurant in Aberdeen that doubles as a strip club. Nae idea where it is though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 http://www.nirvana-aberdeen.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 http://www.nirvana-aberdeen.com/Well that's an odd collision of worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 Nrivana, weirdly, also seems to be run by the Russian mob. I was in there once, it was terrible. For strippers, not curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 So, I know I'm not Cool Thinker (maybe I can be his PA or something someday???) but it appears to be another "gentleman's club". It was very briefly called 'Magma'.I googled 'Magma Aberdeen' to see if it was the same place as the Mask and the most intriguing link comes courtesy of 'strip-magazine.com'. It was an enlightening read, I believe this may be the bleak-as-fuck sister forum to Aberdeen-Music. For anyone interested: http://www.strip-magazine.com/magma-club-aberdeenbe-aware Well, I'm off for a cry.She says she used her real name. "Lolly Poop". I lolled so hard I pooped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 I think The Mask is just a nightclub. AFAIK it's not a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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