Alkaline Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 What?? How can you hate him and his constant smiling face? He's like the Norwegian Peter Beardsley.I was convinced Peter Beardsley was disabled when i was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I think he could do alright for Villa. Definitely wouldn't be on the verge of getting them relegated. Young, energetic manager who would no doubt inspire the youngsters at the club. Showing them that goal against Bayern. Every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 BAHAHAHAHAHA!He likes helicopters! What a charmless prick! This is honestly the funniest video ever.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 He's got one of the most undeserved reputations in football. An ace striker, aye, but one of the slyest cunts in the games. As bad as, if not worse than, Alan Shearer for sly digs and subtle elbows.But the mean reason is this:- What a cunt. I wouldn't give a damn if someone did that to one of our players now, but shit like that sticks with you when you're an impressionable youngster. Just as I hated Liverpool for making poor Kevin Keegan tremble behind an advertising board, I hate Solskjaer for chopping Bobby Lee down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 He was also really, really good for Man United and beloved by his fans, so fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I think he could do alright for Villa. Definitely wouldn't be on the verge of getting them relegated. Young, energetic manager who would no doubt inspire the youngsters at the club. Showing them that goal against Bayern. Every day.Or he could show them ALL of the goals. That one against Chelsea. Phwoar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 His attitude at Newcastle was awful. It always seemed like he thought he should be playing for a bigger club because he was the Michael Owen. I didn't actually realise he was captain. That makes it even worse.I'm basing this on absolutely nothing, but I think his problem is down to his commitment more than just being 'unlucky' with injuries. Perhaps he's just soft and doesn't want to play through the pain. There's plenty of injury-prone players who play through the pain just they can stand up and be counted. Michael Owen doesn't seem to ever want to be that kind of player. He got injured for United last November, and hasn't played since, and the original injury report was a tweaked Thigh muscle. That doesn't really sound like a 6 month injury to me. Injury prone players tend to have recurring problems, which Owen doesn't have. It's a different injury everytime, because he's a right little wendy. Take an asprin and jog it off, you puff.Sounds like a certain Jamie Smith... Now he's getting regular gameplay in the MLS he seems a far more resilient player. Funny that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Got the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Further Proof: Well done, he's 13. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Got the ball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 No point in mollycoddling him just 'cos he's 13. If he wants to be a keeper, he can't be shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 No point in mollycoddling him just 'cos he's 13. If he wants to be a keeper, he can't be shite.Don't stick up for the cunt, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Nev Southall is/was a cunt too though. He once had a right go at Wayne Rooney when he was a 12 year old mascot for Everton. In the usual 'keeper rolls the ball out to mascot, mascot plays the ball back to the keeper a few times' in the warm up, Rooney lobbed it over Southall and into the net. Southall went ballistic.Sore loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I remember speaking about Neville Southall with somebody recently. I'm not sure who, but it might have been Woods. I'm not sure why we were talking about Neville Southall either. It might have been because we were discussing cunt goalkeepers or just cunt footballers in generally. Maybe.On a scale of 1-10, how enrichened does your life suddenly feel after reading the above paragraph? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Further Proof: Well done, he's 13.one of my favourite clips. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 I remember speaking about Neville Southall with somebody recently. I'm not sure who, but it might have been Woods. I'm not sure why we were talking about Neville Southall either. It might have been because we were discussing cunt goalkeepers or just cunt footballers in generally. Maybe.On a scale of 1-10, how enrichened does your life suddenly feel after reading the above paragraph?8.We were talking about fat goalkeepers after playing against a team with a good, fat goalkeeper. I think someone said he once set up a phone line where you could call him if you wanted goalkeeping tips/advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 8.We were talking about fat goalkeepers after playing against a team with a good, fat goalkeeper. I think someone said he once set up a phone line where you could call him if you wanted goalkeeping tips/advice.Yes, that's it! It was this: http://asknevillesouthall.com/It's one of my favourite things. If I ever have a spare £99 lying around, I'm gonna ring Neville and call him a prick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Nev Southall is/was a cunt too though. He once had a right go at Wayne Rooney when he was a 12 year old mascot for Everton. In the usual 'keeper rolls the ball out to mascot, mascot plays the ball back to the keeper a few times' in the warm up, Rooney lobbed it over Southall and into the net. Southall went ballistic.Sore loser.For some unknown reason when I was about 10, I blurted out "Neville Southall you're a poof" really loudly just behind him whilst he was playing. The crowd was dead silent and he just turned and gave me a smile and a wink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Yes, that's it! It was this: http://asknevillesouthall.com/It's one of my favourite things. If I ever have a spare £99 lying around, I'm gonna ring Neville and call him a prick.£99 for an hour? Christ. It'd be a cheaper to call Babestation. I bet they'd talk about goalkeeping too. They'll probably talk about whatever you want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Surely we could rustle up £99 amongst us all on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7763511/Rodgers-turns-down-LiverpoolGood lad. I really, really, really hope Martinez turns them down too. I think he will. I can see him being given 6 months if he takes the job and no-one could turn Liverpool's fortunes down in that period of time. If I were an manager, it'd be a no-brainer: stay at a club where you are adored, you are building for the future and you have the full backing of all the staff; or go to scummy Liverpool where you will be constantly doubted, dealing with some of the world's biggest cunt-bags on a daily basis and managing a club with a horrible reputation, especially from the past few seasons. Liverpool will pay more than double, I'm sure, but you already earn enough Roberto, surely? Become a hero in the footballing world and tell Liverpool to get to fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Rodgers is a luck man. I can only dream of one day being able to tell Liverpool FC where to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Rodgers is a luck man. I can only dream of one day being able to tell Liverpool FC where to go.It really is the working man's dream isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Liverpool saying they are going to interview up to 12 people is pretty bad idea by them. If managers know there is a lot of other people getting interviews they are less likely to go because it's going to unsettle there whole current situation. Really they need to decide who is the man they want and just go for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 It's just typical Liverpool to think that everyone would want to work for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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