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The term "pistol" when used in reference to underwater weaponry often means a device triggered by contact with the target, as opposed to a handgun. For instance a torpedo may have an impact pistol mounted on its nose to detonate the warhead when it hits something.

It's likely that this is the type of pistol being referred to here, and that the Ukrainian dolphins of death will not be required to learn how to shoot ranged weapons such as the Heckler and Koch P-11 or one of its Soviet/Russian equivalents by pointing their heads. Rather they will simply ram their enemies, which is one of their natural and highly effective tactics when fighting underwater (for instance against sharks).

A sufficiently angry dolphin would surely be a dangerous opponent for a diver, but in general they are completely friendly to humans - and they have always responded erratically at best to efforts to turn them into lethal war machines. Your correspondent has operated alongside US Navy Marine Mammal detachments in the past, and judging by their results on minehunting tasks it appeared that the dolphins may not have been taking the whole business entirely seriously.

Lewis Page was one of the reasons I stopped reading El Reg but his defence writing is great. Just wish him, the cunt Orlowski and the site as a whole would stop with the climate change denial.

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People on Twitter have called Adele fat.

http://www.nme.com/news/adele/66753

One of the most popular comments made after the news of Adele giving birth broke was made by one user who wrote: "Adele was pregnant? I thought she was fat." This was subsequently retweeted hundreds of times.

One user, with around 4,000 followers, wrote: “Aw Adele gave birth to a baby. Is it fat and handicapped lol? Just murder it already lol.” Other users speculated what Adele will sing about now she is a mother, to which one troll responded coldly: “Maybe her baby will die?”

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