Monster Zero Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Nowt wrong with a flanel shirt per se. Long as the top button is undone, you're fine by me. If the top button is both visible and closed, you're a child molestor. No exceptions.xxTop button never done up. That's a certainty. The only time a top button should be done up is when you are a badass L.A. gangsta and that is the ONLY button done up, as seen in the film 'Colors' (I thinksaw it in something like that anyways). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Furthermore, wearing ironic facial hair. It doesn't look cool. It looks fucking horrible, slug lip.I also realised the other day that it's very difficult to look cool whilst shooing away a wasp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Furthermore, wearing ironic facial hair. It doesn't look cool. It looks fucking horrible, slug lip.I also realised the other day that it's very difficult to look cool whilst shooing away a wasp.What's the call on crappy facial hair that you're sticking with because you hate shaving and have decided that you've basically given up on trying? It's not meant to be ironic but I worry it could come across that way.Air drumming. No one looks cool air drumming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 What's the call on crappy facial hair that you're sticking with because you hate shaving and have decided that you've basically given up on trying? It's not meant to be ironic but I worry it could come across that way.Well, it's the sort of facial hair I have. I was referring mainly to people who grow and sport these stupid little ironic moustaches. Usually accompanied by thick-rimmed glasses, whether they are required or not. I remember seeing a band called Islet last year, and one of the guys was sporting this very look (y'know: side-parted hair; little moustache; skinny jeans; those vans trainers with the chessboard pattern and little cherries on them; and a slightly oversized wifebeater). It seemed like an awful lot of effort to go to just to look like other people into the same music as him. Or maybe he just really fucking wanted to be in Vice magazine; he was certainly prime fodder for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've been perplexed by how many shirts I've seen with the top button done up over the past few weeks I've been back in the uk. What the hell is going on and who is responsible for this awful trend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've been perplexed by how many shirts I've seen with the top button done up over the past few weeks I've been back in the uk. What the hell is going on and who is responsible for this awful trend?It's the hardcore scene mainly. I blame the Gallows.I have no idea if the Gallows sport this look or not but Frank Carter is a dick hole so I'm blaming the dick hole trend on him.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Wait, weren't the gallows a band that were slightly popular about 7/8 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Wait, weren't the gallows a band that were slightly popular about 7/8 years ago?They formed in '05, broke through circa '07.Wiki.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Surfer_Rosa Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I wear skinny jeans mostly, and have lots of checked shirts. But my mum says I look cool, so you all must be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 What's the call on crappy facial hair that you're sticking with because you hate shaving and have decided that you've basically given up on trying? It's not meant to be ironic but I worry it could come across that way.Air drumming. No one looks cool air drumming.Air drumming only looks cool if you get the fill bang-on! If you're doing the hi-hat-snare alteration through a sick fill, then you will look severely uncool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 trying to pick up a bouncy ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 You never look cool when you stop running - unless there is a clearly marked finishing like and a gaggle of people behind you.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 This might be controversial but... Wearing a shirt and tie. It always looks 'smart' but not cool. Unless you're pep guardiola. Man alive, his shirts fit well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I haven't worn a tie in years because I'm a cool muthafucka.....and I'm not Pep Guardiola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Unless you're Justin Townes Earle.Maybe unless you have a guitar?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 This might be controversial but... Wearing a shirt and tie. It always looks 'smart' but not cool. Unless you're pep guardiola. Man alive, his shirts fit well.Mr. Blonde disagrees with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 These are men in suits guys! Completely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Rock bands playing gigs in suits is very uncool. It's only cool if you are the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, or another ska band. But not ska-punk band.You never look cool when you stop running - unless there is a clearly marked finishing like and a gaggle of people behind you.xxIt looks cool if you duck for the finish line, even if there is no finish line. Like Remi Gaillard does to beat the tram in his urban decathlon . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Air drumming. No one looks cool air drumming.I air drum all the time. But i find it hard to believe that anyone is under the impression that it looks cool.Whaddya mean?And he even uses sticks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 When you get on a bus and have to talk to the bus driver, that shit never goes smoothly.Being paid to wear a charity tshirt and hassling people on Union Street.Sittin with your feet in those fishtanks.Using ice machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Using ice machines.I think this is my favourite one yet. Cool fuckers just have ice in their glass, they don't need to procure that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I fell asleep on the bus yesterday and when I woke up we were at my stop. I didn't want to look uncool getting up and running to the front to get out in time so I just sat and decided to get off at the next one. The driver took a break and was just sitting at my stop. So when I got off I looked like a cool mother fucker who had time for no man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I fell asleep on the bus yesterday and when I woke up we were at my stop. I didn't want to look uncool getting up and running to the front to get out in time so I just sat and decided to get off at the next one. The driver took a break and was just sitting at my stop. So when I got off I looked like a cool mother fucker who had time for no man.You have clearly misread the title of this thread as 'Things you always look cool doing'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Getting out of the back seat of a 3 door hatchback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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