ca_gere Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Saw this topic somewhere. Thought it was quite funny.Here goes...Untangling your feet from anything (cables, stuck toilet roll, etc)Throwing something with your weaker handWalking and drinking from a bottle at the same timeCleaning or adjusting your eye glassesGoing from not dancing to dancing (even if you're a good dancer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Removing change from that small little change pocket you get on pairs of jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Removing change from that small little change pocket you get on pairs of jeans.bingo!Posing for a photo. Coolness decreases exponentially the longer it takes to get the flash turned on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Eating a bag of crisps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Walking out of an aisle of seats to go to the toilet or buy food when at the cinema, a football match etc.If there are handbags on the floor that need to be avoided the act will look even less cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Shooing a wasp.Screaming like a small girl at something no-one sees but you.Running for a bus... then missing it... then acting like you didn't even want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Walking down Union Street and realising you're going the wrong way and need to turn round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Eating chicken wings. Especially if they have sauce on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Sitting on a toilet.Taking off your socks.Playing the trombone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Sitting on a bar stool that is not right next to a bar. I.e. floating in no man's land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Walking a poodle. Ordering a soft drink in a pub. Cycling uphill. Walking through a lingerie department. Buying condoms. Driving a Ford Ka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 NOTHINGever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Getting out of the back seat of a 3 door car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Anything when you are playing a gig, that isn't just playing your instruments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Getting out or in to a car when it's parked tightly next to someone else.Pulling off jeans before sex. I used to wear incredibly skinny jeans and I think I got a laugh out of my girlfriend everytime as I fell over trying to get them off before the mood left her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 navigating onto a bus with many shopping bagsmasturbating on an airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Housework. Nobody can making scrubbing pans or hoovering the living room look cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Drying yourself after a shower.If you look cool, you're not really dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Watching the royal wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Stumbling on a paving stone. It makes my day when I see 'cool' people doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Putting a johnny on (in fact, almost anything involving sexual congress doesn't really look great....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Disagree about cycling uphill. If you are fit as fuck and doing a right good job of it, you look pretty badass, like if you are benchpressing something massive, or fighting a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Shaving your pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Having a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 posting on forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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