davewarden Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Mathes was my best subject. Then the rest and at the end was english.this is either very funny or terrifying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Try telling that to Mathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Is there any taxi company's in aberdeen that would go to mcdonalds and get food and take it too your house ?This question is amazing before you even get into the grammatical errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 It's amazing. You could correct one part but then another part suddenly becomes wrong.A masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Can anyone answer my question ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Why don't you just order something that delivers, like Chinese or pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Can anyone answer my question ?Yes. Taxi companies probably would if you phoned them and asked. Try it.They wouldn't laugh at you at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Yes. Taxi companies probably would if you phoned them and asked. Try it.They wouldn't laugh at you at all.The ones in Fraserburgh do it (except, not to McDonalds because there isn't one there) but I've had them pick up fags for me from the 24 hour garage and stuff.I reckon DonCabs might do it actually. They're pretty ace at taking unusual requests and not being cunts about it. 828828. I phoned them once and had one of their cars drive round the city centre looking for my extremely drunk then-girlfriend (who was absolutely cunted and decided to walk home alone, which I wasn't keen on because she was a gibbering wreck, plus she had fallen over and hurt her leg), pick her up, drive her home, and then drive to my work in the Bridge Of Don so I could pay for it. They did it no questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 It's nonsense though. You'd end up paying about 15 for a McDonalds. A Fucking McDonalds. There isn't any worse food available that could be delivered to your house than fucking McDonalds. You could have a main course at the Cults hotel for 15.McFuckingDonalds?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Cool1, are you seriously considering that? Are you literally brain-damaged? Either that, or you must be stupidly rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Actually, I'm poor. I'll do it for cheaper than the taxi service, I'll nip into town, get you a McDonalds and then to your house, all for a tenner (not including the food costs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 The ones in Fraserburgh do it (except, not to McDonalds because there isn't one there) but I've had them pick up fags for me from the 24 hour garage and stuff.I reckon DonCabs might do it actually. They're pretty ace at taking unusual requests and not being cunts about it. 828828. I phoned them once and had one of their cars drive round the city centre looking for my extremely drunk then-girlfriend (who was absolutely cunted and decided to walk home alone, which I wasn't keen on because she was a gibbering wreck, plus she had fallen over and hurt her leg), pick her up, drive her home, and then drive to my work in the Bridge Of Don so I could pay for it. They did it no questions.Before my muckers and I were old enough to buy our own, we used to get taxis in the Broch to buy us carry outs and deliver them to house partys. Most of the drivers didn't really care that we were blatantly underage, so long as we payed them. The ones who did have doubts gave us the booze too, as they would be about 80 out of pocket if they didn't. Oh yes, we had them by the balls.This service lasted long enough for a couple of us to turn 18 until business ceased for good. So, a big fuck you to all the younger generations growing up in the Broch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1 Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Cool1, are you seriously considering that? Are you literally brain-damaged? Either that, or you must be stupidly rich.no im thinking about starting a company that goes to takeaway places and brings them to your housesomeone did it in england and got 1000s of customerseasy moneynot really a job but will pay for the pints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Before my muckers and I were old enough to buy our own, we used to get taxis in the Broch to buy us carry outs and deliver them to house partys. Most of the drivers didn't really care that we were blatantly underage, so long as we payed them. The ones who did have doubts gave us the booze too, as they would be about 80 out of pocket if they didn't. Oh yes, we had them by the balls.This service lasted long enough for a couple of us to turn 18 until business ceased for good. So, a big fuck you to all the younger generations growing up in the Broch. genius. The Broch was ace for underage drinking. Bottle of Mad Dog at the bomb shelter on the beach, then do the Cheers / Oak / Mariners / Ship / Royal run every Saturday night, all of us 15 or 16 and I don't recall ever getting thrown out once for being under age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 no im thinking about starting a company that goes to takeaway places and brings them to your housesomeone did it in england and got 1000s of customerseasy moneynot really a job but will pay for the pintsIm out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 I wish i hadn't repped you for merely making me laugh earlier because this is bang on. for under a tenner you can get a pretty good meal in korova. I love the food in Korova. so cheap too. He has the shittest hair i've ever seen. The mans a millionaire and he can't just get it so stay in fucking place? Always, just a mess.The man's a millionare; think he gives a fuck what anyone thinks of his hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1 Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Im outI'm in(Millionaire vs Billionaire) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 no im thinking about starting a company that goes to takeaway places and brings them to your housesomeone did it in england and got 1000s of customerseasy moneynot really a job but will pay for the pintsBut most takeaways, apart from shitty chain burger joints and such, already have their own delivery service. You'd basically just be praying on those who can't be fucked to go to McDonalds, i.e praying on those who'd rather have McDonalds over a reasonable, substantial takeaway, i.e. praying on stupid fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1 Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 But most takeaways, apart from shitty chain burger joints and such, already have their own delivery service. You'd basically just be praying on those who can't be fucked to go to McDonalds, i.e praying on those who'd rather have McDonalds over a reasonable, substantial takeaway, i.e. praying on stupid fucking cunts.Like i saidIm lovin it delivery was a sucess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Like I said. Stupid fucking cunts.I hate McDonalds. Chump food. It's not even for any sort of shitty idealistic SMASH THE STATE reasons. Their food is just fucking abhorrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1 Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Like I said. Stupid fucking cunts.I hate McDonalds. Chump food. It's not even for any sort of shitty idealistic SMASH THE STATE reasons. Their food is just fucking abhorrent.they make billions all over the worldsomeone must like them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Stupid fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 i.e. praying on stupid fucking cunts.Plenty of successful businesses based on this.McDonald's has it's moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 I think one of the Subways in Glasgow does deliveries. A fucking sandwich. I'm pretty sure the girl I heard mention it is one of those pricks that just gets tuna and lettuce at Subway too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 The taxis out in banchory will do anything at the normal rate too, Not true. I asked one driver for a happy ending and got thrown out half way between Finzean and Strachan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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