Jaaakkkeee Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Okay, so that's the line. Sorry FOX, I don't know your Grandma and I wish her all the best in getting better soon. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 That was a serious dick move and I think FOX is now fully in the right if he were to punch you square in the face. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm genuinely sorry if I offended Fox cause he's a cool guy. I think if it was a yer ma joke and not a yer grunny joke no one would have batted an eyelid. Well y'all are ageist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I laughed my arse off... but I'm a sick bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Or you like GILFs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Also I was drunk when I typed that. Apology accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 That was a serious dick move and I think FOX is now fully in the right if he were to punch you square in the face.Those of you who have met me (at the football etc) will know I couldnae punch a dug in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm genuinely sorry if I offended Fox cause he's a cool guy.I think if it was a yer ma joke and not a yer grunny joke no one would have batted an eyelid. Well y'all are ageist.I think it was more the timing than the age. If I told you my Ma had just died and you said it was probably because she choked on your cock, I wouldn't be particularly happy either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I think it was more the timing than the age. If I told you my Ma had just died and you said it was probably because she choked on your cock, I wouldn't be particularly happy either.Your ma can take a cock, no chance of me saying that xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I could never choke anyone with my tiny cock, no chance of me saying that xxxFixed xxx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Oh, so the internet has a conscience now? Because if that's the case, I'm out.Those of you who have met me (at the football etc) will know I couldnae punch a dug in the face.I wouldn't either, bro.Quick Question:If you have sex with a pregnant chick, while I don't imagine you're likely to poke the kid in the eye, wouldn't you come on the kid? I know it's contained in some freaky fluid sack thing in there, it's not like it'll be breathing a load of spaff... just, y'know, curious.. and don't want to google anything about fucking a pregnant chick or jizzing on children while I'm at work.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 don't want to google anything about fucking a pregnant chick or jizzing on children while I'm at work.Wait until you're at home then, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Quick Question:If you have sex with a pregnant chick, while I don't imagine you're likely to poke the kid in the eye, wouldn't you come on the kid? I know it's contained in some freaky fluid sack thing in there, it's not like it'll be breathing a load of spaff... just, y'know, curious.. and don't want to google anything about fucking a pregnant chick or jizzing on children while I'm at work.xxI was convinced that Jake claiming that shagging injured Grannies was as weird as this thread could get. I stand corrected.However I'm pretty sure sex during pregnacy carries no risk for the baby inside so... "GOA OAN MA SON!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I'm pretty sure sex during pregnacy carries no risk for the baby inside so... "GOA OAN MA SON!"Go on your son? Is your missus pregnant and you want stroopy to spunk in her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 New band name: Dangerous Pavements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 What is actually in those new Lambert and Butler Fresh Burst capusles?I'm losing my voice and I think they are to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 What is actually in those new Lambert and Butler Fresh Burst capusles?I'm losing my voice and I think they are to blame.The holes that get punched out of Polo Mints. They've got to do something with them since they no longer sell them in packets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Those holes never even fitted in Polos. It was all a sick con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I was convinced that Jake claiming that shagging injured Grannies was as weird as this thread could get. I stand corrected.However I'm pretty sure sex during pregnacy carries no risk for the baby inside so... "GOA OAN MA SON!"In for a penny, so I'll clarify here. I have no intention of fucking any pregnant lasses in the immediate future. I saw the category "pregnant" right next to "big tits" when I was browsing for porn and it got me thinking.I know it isn't dangerous for the kid, most doctors recommend it. All I was wondering was wether a pregnant porn 'actress' is willingly bathing her unborn child in the spunk of her fellow cast's members.Wait until you're at home then, duh.I'm thirsty for knowledge. I WANT ANSWERS NOW!xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 In for a penny, so I'll clarify here. I have no intention of fucking any pregnant lasses in the immediate future. I saw the category "pregnant" right next to "big tits" when I was browsing for porn and it got me thinking.I know it isn't dangerous for the kid, most doctors recommend it. All I was wondering was wether a pregnant porn 'actress' is willingly bathing her unborn child in the spunk of her fellow cast's members.xxI was going to say, that would be one hell of a way to reveal your going to be a Dad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 And one hell of a story to tell a future gf."see when he was a featus? I spunked on him BIG TIME. You're going out with spunk chops quine" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 That's what it boils down to, tbh. It'd be one thing finding out that yer ma used to fuck dudes on camera for money, but to find out that you were unwittingly part of the appeal is pretty weird if I'm honest.It's the same kind of thing as "fake rape" fetishes. I understand that some people get turned on by different things, a guy forcing himself on a girl could get someone off and watching an actor pretending to resist when she's actually giving her consent isn't that bad. But then you have to consider that watching porn like that normalises rape, and makes the viewer (perhaps subconsciously) think that rape is OK. Maybe not OK, but at least that it's generally maybe kinda acceptable or maybe not as bad as it actually is... Either way, it's very, very wrong.I think the same applies to pregnant porn. The thought of your old man landing a load on your head in utero is bad enough, but a string of strangers? Poor kid.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 That's what it boils down to, tbh. It'd be one thing finding out that yer ma used to fuck dudes on camera for money, but to find out that you were unwittingly part of the appeal is pretty weird if I'm honest.It's the same kind of thing as "fake rape" fetishes. I understand that some people get turned on by different things, a guy forcing himself on a girl could get someone off and watching an actor pretending to resist when she's actually giving her consent isn't that bad. But then you have to consider that watching porn like that normalises rape, and makes the viewer (perhaps subconsciously) think that rape is OK. Maybe not OK, but at least that it's generally maybe kinda acceptable or maybe not as bad as it actually is... Either way, it's very, very wrong.I think the same applies to pregnant porn. The thought of your old man landing a load on your head in utero is bad enough, but a string of strangers? Poor kid.xxFuck all that. BBW is the way to go. They look like they might be pregnant, but they're nae. They're just big fatties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 This is the weirdest corner of the internet at the moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I keep getting phonecalls from the Harrogate social services regarding the welfare of someone's daughter called Selena. I keep telling the lady on the phone that I don't live in Harrogate and I don't have a daughter called Selena or know anyone with a daughter by that name. The woman who keeps phoning me is understandable irrate, by the sound of it this poor lass isn't having the best of times and she want's to resolve this. Today is the 7th time she has called me. The second I answer my phone she realises it's me but still asks to speak to Selena's parents.Well today I snapped. I told her that I didn't know anyone by the names of the people she asked to speak to and that I am in Scotland. Not Harrogate. I told her that I appericate something is going on but by phoning me a couple of times a day isn't going to sort anything out. She sounded kinda pissed but then she said. 'But this is the emergency contact number they gave me so I have to phone you.' What the fuck is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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