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Frosty Jack

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How do I rip a DVD to an .avi or .mp4 format with a program that will cost me £0.00? I've downloaded a couple of pieces of software, where it starts to rip, then it says "right, we've ripped 20 minutes of this DVD. That was good of us. Now you have to pay money for the rest, you pirating little cunt" and I just don't wanna pay. I need that money to throw at hookers.

Will a program called Handbrake not do that? I think so. Don't quote me on that though. I also think it is free.

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No, that's when you go down on a prostitute.

EDIT: or a girl from Torry, Northfield, Mastrick, Sheddocksley, etc.

I don't do prostitutes unless Cheryl Cole counts as a prostitute.

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normally the genie says he can't grant that wish.

The Genie said you could wish for anything, this could ruin his career he would become a laughing stock amongst other Genies and he would live a sad and lonely life.

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Nahh, he didn't. This isn't the one I had in mind. the one I had in mind is along the lines of For Lack of a Better Comic. But I think it was the same joke.

genie-lamp.png

What if the other genies are not as generous and do not give out any wishes.

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