Moon Moon Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Anyone see the small guy who always jogs up mid stocker the up lang Stracht every morning , wears purple Adidas spandex things and a grey jacket, looks mid 40s and looks like a recovering crack addictEdit : I changed my walking route to avoid this creep talking to me as he looked like a predator Edited February 12, 2014 by YoungA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've spotted another local celebrity who has been christened 'matrix man'. He wears a matrix style full length leather jacket (too long in the arms) and is seen walking up Hutcheon Street every morning. I don't know if he posts on here but he looks like a total boss (GBOL). Haven't spied any other local celebs recently, poor show. I once nearly got set upon by two Yoofs dressed in full length leather jackets when I drunkenly shouted "Aye, FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRIX" at them on an attempt to get home after a night at the Palace. I talked them down with antics involving which one was getting the blue pill or the red and offering them a chip loaded with cheese. All the true cool stories bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 There's not enough Fatrixes/Fatrices? going about these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Who's the Middle Eastern guy with the amazing long, curly black hair, and brown woolen jacket who always wears sunglasses and looks like he's stepped out of a film set? My mum texts me every now and again saying "I saw the Elvis impersonator today" and I'm pretty convinced he's the archduke of Aberdeen or something because he's got such a swagger. (May have been mentioned in this thread before, he's been rocking that look for years.) Edited February 12, 2014 by kirsten 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Is the Lionel Richie lookalike still knocking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think he's got a new kebab shop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Halal, is it meat you're looking for? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Is it not called Lionel's? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Who's the Middle Eastern guy with the amazing long, curly black hair, and brown woolen jacket who always wears sunglasses and looks like he's stepped out of a film set? My mum texts me every now and again saying "I saw the Elvis impersonator today" and I'm pretty convinced he's the archduke of Aberdeen or something because he's got such a swagger. (May have been mentioned in this thread before, he's been rocking that look for years.) we call him retired gene simmons, he is always cutting about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Is it not called Lionel's?It is. On Bridge Street. I got a fucking beast of a kebab off him this time last year after a night of drinking in the Moorings. Right fine. That was the last time I ate meat. Hell of a way to go out.Lionel himself was there, still with mullet and moustache, and they were playing "Dancing On The Ceiling". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Halal, is it meat you're looking for?Genuine lols in the Bigsby household from that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 It's lionel richie on repeat and loadsa greasy food from a lionel lookalike. GBOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Who's the Middle Eastern guy with the amazing long, curly black hair, and brown woolen jacket who always wears sunglasses and looks like he's stepped out of a film set? My mum texts me every now and again saying "I saw the Elvis impersonator today" and I'm pretty convinced he's the archduke of Aberdeen or something because he's got such a swagger. (May have been mentioned in this thread before, he's been rocking that look for years.)I think he owns some fast food stores too, he used to come into the coffee shop I used to work in and show me photocopies of all of his credit cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I think he owns some fast food stores too, he used to come into the coffee shop I used to work in and show me photocopies of all of his credit cardsHe also bought coffee though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Not always, sometimes it was just to pop by and show me the cards. If he did buy, it'd be an espresso with some hot water to dilute it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I think he owns some fast food stores too, he used to come into the coffee shop I used to work in and show me photocopies of all of his credit cardsDid he not have the originals any more, that he was just showing you photocopies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Just showing me photocopies, with a bunch of store cards in his hand. It was rather odd. I saw the tartan guy again not long ago, is his name Pheonix? Has been AGES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 The people demand to know what happened to Roger Kimmett. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 The people demand to know what happened to Roger Kimmett.yes i would like to know this too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I would like to know this also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Hopefully he's not dead because I'm about to call him a massive bellend. Bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Hopefully he's not dead because I'm about to call him a massive bellend. Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I just went to google him and the third suggestion was 'Roger Kimmet Obituary' It's not him though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 whats the missing bits of the story, last i heard he was getting pokey bum wanks from girls he met online. He decided he was going to amsterdam, ripped a heap of his mates off and never came back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Did he ever get round to wiping the dried bogeys off of his nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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