Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Stuart Holden, the everinjured Bolton and USA midfielder, was born in Aberdeen and spent his first 10 years here. He should play for the Dons, if his knees get better.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_HoldenHe's probably only likely to play for the Dons if his knees get worse, tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 STUART HOLDEN FUN FACT: He posted a picture on Twitter of him as a kid in a Dons kit a wee while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 He also has a YouTube show called "No Holden Back". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 He seems like a pretty neat guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 He seems like a pretty neat guy.I hear you've been Holden a candle for him for years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Hasn't he only got bad knees because he got JONNYEVANS'D!!!Just like Drogba did.What have you learned, Didier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Hasn't he only got bad knees because he got JONNYEVANS'D!!!Just like Drogba did.What have you learned, Didier?These GIFs are the best thing. I like the silly shaking his legs thing he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Where Captain Tom's is.I always thought it was around where Drakes used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 We should hire a police man to walk up and down Ann street fining those who let their dogs shit and don't pick it up. Walking to toms is like a minefield. And yesterday in the Sun? Jesus christ almighty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I hate folk who don't mop up their dog's mess. It's not something I learned today though. I've known for a while that I hate them. Who owns a dog in the city centre anyway? Cities aren't for dogs, and your dog probably hates you. He's sick of pavement. He's just dying to peg it around a field, dig a hole and do a poo in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 On the Stuart Holden thing - I'm mates with one of his best mates. This mate of mine's mum is Stuart Holden's Godmother. He used to speak about Holden fairly regularly but I had no idea who he was until the past couple of seasons. Jonny Evans ruined him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 We should hire a police man to walk up and down Ann street fining those who let their dogs shit and don't pick it up. Walking to toms is like a minefield. And yesterday in the Sun? Jesus christ almighty.Call the City Wardens. That's their job.http://www.aberdeencity.gov.uk/community_life_leisure/crime_prevention/city_warden/crp_community_warden.asp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Call the City Wardens. That's their job.http://www.aberdeencity.gov.uk/community_life_leisure/crime_prevention/city_warden/crp_community_warden.aspI knew the City Wardens were there for a reason! I knew it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Parking tickets too, and other petty crimes. I applied to be one. It sounds ace. Laying down the lesser part of the law to non-criminals who are just pushing their luck and being lazy. Obey the rules, or get a pink bit of paper saying you owe someone a bit of money. That'll learn ya. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 You could also call them Cunts on your bits of pink paper.Maybe issue a cheeky Chokeslam to repeat offenders..xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Remember when The Rock Rock Bottomed British Bulldog on to a tray of dog shit? That's what I want to see done to those who don't pick up after their dogs.Although, on the wall outside Tom's there was a wee black bag. I think someone had picked up after their dog then left it there for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 The chorus for that famous Cole Porter song "Lets Do It, Lets Fall In Love", which everyone knows as "Birds do it, Bees do it, Even educated fleas do it" was originally quite quite racist.In Porter's publication from 1928, the opening line for the chorus carried what today seem two remarkably derogatory racial references: Chinks and Japs.The original was:[9]Chinks do it, Japs do it,up in Lapland little Laps do it...The original line can be heard in several early recordings of the song, such as a recording made by Dorsey Brothers & their Orchestra (featuring a vocal by a young Bing Crosby),[10] Rudy Vallée, both in 1928, and a version of the song by the singer and well-known broadway star Mary Martin (with Ray Sinatra's orchestra), recorded in 1944. Another example is Billie Holiday, in 1941.[11]. Peggy Lee with the Benny Goodman orchestra recorded a version in 1941 with these lyrics (see the CD "The Essential Benny Goodman" published by Columbia/Bluebird/Legacy (88697 09491 2)).Porter changed the opening to the now famous refrain: "Birds do it, Bees do it" when he realized that the line was offensive.[12]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Do_It,_Let%27s_Fall_in_Love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 The whoopie pie is the official state treat of Maine (not to be confused with the official state dessert, which is blueberry pie). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 The whoopie pie is the official state treat of Maine (not to be confused with the official state dessert, which is blueberry pie).US States have "official" aahin though min. What's that about? There's state mammals, state animals, state cats, state birds...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 US States have "official" aahin though min. What's that about? There's state mammals, state animals, state cats, state birds...?State cats?State "treat" just amused me. "Not to be confused with state dessert"If I had a state the official state treat would be coffee cake. I fucking love coffee cake. If there's one thing I love more than coffee, it's stuff that tastes like coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 State cats?Oh. Sorry, my mistake.BUT:A state mammal is the official or representative mammal of a U.S. state. States also have separate state birds, and sometimes state fish or state butterflies or state reptiles. States similarly have state flowers, state trees and state songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Pretty pathetic state of affairs, really.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 The packaging for this:Is heat sensitive. I've had it for like a year and a half and only noticed today that when I was holding it, then turned it over, there was a big light patch where my fingers had been. I presume, going by the title of it "with the lights out" that that is your way of turning the lights on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Donkeys are not waterproof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Hedgehogs can't swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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