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That has not fulfilled my needs, sorry.

$HUTTR$PD fulfils all my needs, and more.

EDIT: If I was you, I'd start at the top of this thread and read it all. It will be worth it. Trust me.

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Can someone pleas post a brief synopsis of this comedy gold as i can't be hooped reading the whole thing.

Band posts demo on myspace.

World domination ensues.

The all get hooked on smack before blowing their brains out, "Better to burn out than fade a-dey" etc.

The end.

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Can someone pleas post a brief synopsis of this comedy gold as i can't be hooped reading the whole thing.

I've actually read through twice.

It's literally that good.

It was the blurst of times.

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I got to about page 14 and then decided i'd rather castrate myself than read on, maybe i've been too hasty in stopping but over 700 posts is well past my limit for a long joke.

Try it from about page 35 onwards...

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For want of not hi-jacking the Live @ The Beach thread...

Bigsby, I don't think the council would go for putting $HUTTR$PD on at the Ballroom in case the place gets destroyed. I just don't think the place would be big enough, there'd be thousands of fans trying to get in, and wreaking havoc at a busy roundabout / beside the sea / etc.

I wouldn't fancy being the doorman for that gig.

AECC is the only place even remotely big enough for $HUTTR$PD in Aberdeen. I would even suggest an open air gig at Pittodrie.

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For want of not hi-jacking the Live @ The Beach thread...

Bigsby, I don't think the council would go for putting $HUTTR$PD on at the Ballroom in case the place gets destroyed. I just don't think the place would be big enough, there'd be thousands of fans trying to get in, and wreaking havoc at a busy roundabout / beside the sea / etc.

I wouldn't fancy being the doorman for that gig.

AECC is the only place even remotely big enough for $HUTTR$PD in Aberdeen. I would even suggest an open air gig at Pittodrie.

I'd second the notion of Pittodrie.

Two birds, one stone for the Dons as well.

$HUTTR$PD's insatiable grunge tendancies are sure to lead to riots and destruction of the stadium (possibly by mobile phones being thrown off the stadium walls) thus saving AFC considerable deconstruction costs ahead of their move to the white elephant at Cove.

Is there nothing $HUTTR$PD can't do?

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And 'Spurt The Seed' (just for Scorge!).

Some absolute beauties...

Sheered Putts

Tethered Puss

Tethered Sups

Seethed Spurt

Teethed Spurs

Speedster Hut

Pestered Shut

Pestered Tush

Pestered Huts

Pestered Thus

Petered Shuts

Seeped Thrust

Seeped Truths

Steeped Hurts

Deepest Hurts

Retested Push

Heed Sputters

Heeds Sputter

Heeds Putters

Deep Shutters

Peed Shutters

Sputtered Hes

Sputtered She

Puttered Shes

Deeps Shutter

Speed Shutter

Petted Ushers

Petted Rhesus

Petted Rushes

Detest Pusher

Tested Pusher

Pushed Setter

Pushed Retest

Pushed Tester

Pushed Street

Sherd Puttees

Herds Puttees

Shred Puttees

Sherds Puttee

Shreds Puttee

Rushed Septet

Hued Pretests

Spurted Sheet

Spurted These

Dupes Tethers

Putted Sheers

Trusted Sheep

Thuds Steeper

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I would get high with you dude but no sluts cant got a gf

Just read the entire thread. ^I wish I'd known this from the start. My interest in ShutterSpeed is waning as a result. I'm holding out for Benson, but if he was born in 1994 too, this may pose a problem.

I can wait.

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