Bigsby Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 People who wee in the shower deserve some form of electroshock therapy.Acoording to Madonna pissing in the shower is good for athelete's foot. YouTube - Madonna on David Letterman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Acoording to Madonna pissing in the shower is good for athelete's foot. That's the most awful sentence I've ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Acoording to Madonna pissing in the shower is good for athelete's foot. YouTube - Madonna on David LettermanIsn't it also good for bee, wasp and jelly fish stings? Pee heals foot wounds. Robin Van Persie was getting that horse-placenta treatment to heal his broken ankle. Fuck that gross shit, just have a piss on it. Right as rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Although urine is sterile, your urethra and cock/vulva are not. Therefore it's best not to piss on wounds or sores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Although urine is sterile, your urethra and cock/vulva are not. Therefore it's best not to piss on wounds or sores.How do you know about my cock/vulva?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 How do you know about my cock/vulva?!Statistical probablity Must be nice to have the choice, I expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Statistical probablity Must be nice to have the choice, I expect."Go fuck yourself" is a real possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Although urine is sterile, your urethra and cock/vulva are not. .Now THAT, is the worst sentence I've ever read.Incidentally how come you used the medical terms "vulva" and "urethra" but used the snooker hall term "cock" to describe the penis? I'm beginning to suspect you're not a real doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Now THAT, is the worst sentence I've ever read.Incidentally how come you used the medical terms "vulva" and "urethra" but used the snooker hall term "cock" to describe the penis? I'm beginning to suspect you're not a real doctor.Shut up and sign the form. Times are tough and a lot of us have been forced into this doctorin' lark, sonny but I'm a rough diamond so I won't nick yer kidneys. Well, not both of them anyhows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Are we equally against shaving in the shower because shaving in the shower is pretty good.I do this too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 After reading this thread i asked my missus if i did anything weird or strange as i couldnt think of anything and wow it opened a can of worms...I now realise i cant speak properly lol...Heres examplesYou would say worm i say wurum . . . . .You say Turn I say turun.......You say coin i say koi-in....You say burnt i say burunt...Ive never realise i say these words wrong before....There are many mnay more she pointed out but dont want you guys thinking im a thicko . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 It's difficult though. The constant spray washes off the shaving foam, and you don't have a mirror, so you miss bits.The shower head (or at least mine) is reflective, so it's an ideal mirror. And if you aim it right, there shouldn't be much spray from the shower, so job done. I also turn up the shower to the maximum heat to make sure that it's as easy to shave as possible.(first time I did this, I thought I'd burnt my feet!)Shaving in the evening, now that's weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I don't like shaving in the morning. It's always my luck that I take out a chunk of flesh and can't get the bleeding to stop, or it dribbles onto my collar or something.Saying that, I haven't wet shaved in about a year. I just get a pair of clippers and trim the stubble. No rash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I usually hanker after a nice shave when I'm drunk in the wee hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Shaving in the shower is fucking mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Shaving in the shower is fucking mental.Yeah, totally agree. This and brushing your teeth in the shower. It's warm water and surely doesn't leave you feeling as refreshed as cold water? Don't get it. Done it a couple of times whilst in a rush and it's horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Why the fuck would any man have a proper wet shave? It's sore and seriously horrible. Oh, it also makes you look like a fucking tube, by the way.Stubble/beards for the absolute fucking win.Shaving your face every day is seriously unnatural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Sunday night shave to allow for work respectability. By Wednesday, no-one seems to mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Shaving in the shower is fucking mental.Totally agree, that just sounds like a harrowing experience.I always have a wet shave, I've never bothered with an electric razor, they look terrifying. However, saying that I can rarely be bothered shaving anymore than once a week, so spend a lot of the time sporting a kind of semi-goatee as my facial hair refuses to grow anywhere but the goatee region. I have to shave the connecting bits (as that only takes 2 minutes and I can't face the idea of having a goatee), this just leaves me looking like Jack White in his 'southern gentleman' period. Can't win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 When particularly bored, I make silly videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I'm with Phil - the cleanshaven look is shit.When I started my proper job 2 and a half years ago I thought I had to lose the beard. I kept that up for about a year, until I saw a photo of myself from a wedding I'd been at and I just looked fucking weird. I've been cleanshaven once since, just cos I thought I'd let my skin breath - but then I looked like a tube until it grew back again.Plus - raking that fucking razor down your neck is fucking horrible.Beards look better, are practical, and less time consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I only shave when i'm going to see my girlfriend, she's the only person cares about my boy stubble.What kind of lass doesn't dig stubble? Is she a lesbian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 What kind of lass doesn't dig stubble? Is she a lesbian?Paeodophile in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 What kind of lass doesn't dig stubble? Is she a lesbian?I doubt the bum fluff moustache is quite as panty dropping as the Brad Pitt designer stubble look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 funnily enough my moustache area is the only place i dont get a proper amount of stubble.hence why i never really leave more than 3 days growth, i just look redonkulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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