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The one where Apu gets it on with the Squishee lady was on last night. I love the bit where Homer spots them by accident, then he walks all the way home, backwards, with a look of terror on his face. Then climbs into bed and dreams about it.

Then when Apu has to complete a list of forgiveness tasks for his wife, Homer tries to trick him into believing "eat a lightbulb" is on the list.

These aren't quotes. These are just good things what happened in the episode, but there isn't a thread for that.

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Drederick Tatum: I like Homer Simpson, I've nothing against him, but I'm going to make orphans of his children.

Reporter: You know, they have a mother?

Drederick: Yes, but I imagine she would die from shame.

Aunt Gladys: And to my sister Jackie I leave my pet Iguana, Jubjub.

Jackie: Why couldn't she have left me the bowel obstruction that killed her?

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