Old Gold Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Yeah I know. I just wanted to know why anyone would be at all amused by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I had never noticed it until that youtube video I posted. Then I heard it for real last night and I found it hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 "Did I say corpse tunnel? I mean... innocence tube." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I wanted to post that one, as it was on earlier.Yet more proof that post-season 8 is mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Homer pretends to be rich so he can take a Bentley for a test drive, just to get the Free Spa Day for Two"What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford?"The Salesman also refers to him as "Count Homer".Too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 They do this thing when the continuity announcers are introducing The Simpsons that they never actually call it "The Simpsons". It's always "The Hendersons" or "The Twatfaces" or whatever. WACKY, JUST LIKE THIS GUY:Rick Edwards is alright, actually. Nice guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Do you know him personally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Do you know him personally?I know someone who does. Tenuous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjrW4_Fojcnot a quote as such but the bit at 1:38 when the gorilla reaches for the bananas had me decked for a solid 5 minutes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjrW4_Fojcnot a quote as such but the bit at 1:38 when the gorilla reaches for the bananas had me decked for a solid 5 minutesLiterally came on here to post that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 Literally came on here to post that. gotta be quicker than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 That bit is probably the best Troy McClure moment.Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". Just ask this scientician.Scientician: Uhhh...Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. the delivery on that line is superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 And then he goes on to call him his "crazy friend" anyway. Just brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 The video cuts off the bit with the tripe at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Bart The Fink, Season 7, is the best episode ever.Cayman Islands Bank Manager: I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's secret, illegal account. [hangs up] Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sits back, fanning himself] Ah, it's too hot here.Man in bank: ... and you'll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.Bart: Really? Wow, I should have started a long time ago!Man in bank: Mm-hmm. Now fill out these forms. I'm sure you'll find them more exciting than a weekend with Batman.Clerk: Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you - turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty.Krusty: Oh, my beloved pornography! I can't watch this anymore. I'm going to bed.Auctioneer: How much for Krusty's bed?Moe: Half a buck.Auctioneer: Sold!Moe: Good night everybody!Everybody: Good night Moe!Bart: I can't believe Krusty is really gone.Homer: Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin... [sighs] I wish I were dead.Troy McClure: Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at the friar's club at 7:00 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10:00. It gets a little blue.Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man?Hibbert: Why, Bart, telling you that would violate the patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live.Jasper: What did he say?Mrs. Glick: He said I'm next!Rory: I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got some real corroborating evidence, over here, by the throttle![turns the ship up to full throttle and tries to get away, but his ship is still tied to the dock]You know, you kids coulda said something instead of letting me make an ass of myself.Rory: All that high living just distracted me from my true calling in life: salvaging sunken barges for scrap iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 I watched Bart After Dark yesterday. So many great gags.Announcer: We interrupt this cartoon for a special report.Homer: [gasps] Someone found my keys!Brockman: A clean-up effort is already underway, and as always, the first to pitch in are those unsung heroes, Hollywood movie stars.Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.Nelson: That's the house?!Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am. Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Homerpalooza has all the best lines.Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashin Pumpkins."Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."-----Homer: "You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide."-----Lisa: "Generation X may be shallow, but at least they have tolerance and respect for all people."Homer: "Hey, a freak show!"-----Freak Show Manager: "Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet."-----Homer: "Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc, 'cos dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?"Vet: "Yes: Pick up your puppy." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnG3gOqigEProbably my favourite bit of the Simpsons ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Marge: Hmm...Guard: [laughs] There's no need to murmur, ma'am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land we're just as concerned about violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem so that we may educate as well as horrify.Marge: When do you show the consequences? On TV that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but in the next scene the cat was breathing comfortably.Guard: Just like in real life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 "Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQLove the "....follow meeee" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election. And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir Mr. Burns: Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket.Smithers: You don't have to tell me sir. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightfoot Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?Principal Skinner: Yes.Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?Principal Skinner: No.Homer in distress: "Jesus, Allah, Buddah, I love you all!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Troy McClure: "As wacky as those kids were, they were no match for 'Captain Wacky' - later renamed 'Homer'." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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