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Say what? Skinner's incompetence, not only in his job, but as a human being, has been highlighted since the introduction of Chalmers, who constantly belittles him, along with his mother and Krabapple. He seems to crumble the most when Chalmers is around especially. Seems like a perfect Skinner/Chalmers moment. The Skinner/Chalmers relationship is incredible.

Ralph: What's a battle?

Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.

Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?

Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.

Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.

Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--

Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?

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This has got to be the best Skinner/Chalmers scene ever....

http://vimeo.com/12473714

Seconded.

My colleagues and I are huge Simpsons fans and quite often go for "Steamed Hams" at lunchtime!

...and THIS is one of the funniest Homer scenes ever....http://vimeo.com/12852450

I remember scoring a pearler against Longside and getting booked for doing the above :)

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I haven;t seen the one he's referring to, but some of the ones on C4 at the moment have been ace.

Anyway:

Chief Wiggum: "All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge."

Obvious Sociopath: "Enough with the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?"

Chief Wiggum: "I told you. You don't get your gun until you tell me your name."

Obvious Sociopath: I've had it up to here with your 'rules'."

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