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After Bart gets thrown out of Mr Burns' Casino

Casino Worker: What you gonna do? Start your own casino? In your tree house? Gonna have all your little friends over?

He then sees everyone flocking to 'Bart's Casino'

Casino Worker: Well he sure showed me...

Haha - that was on telly last night. Classic.

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Best Grandpa moment:

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

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Gil the Salesman is one of my fave recurring characters....

Gil nearly sells a Canyonero to Homer. When he is just closing up the deal to sell it, a co-worker Stan comes to "take it from there".

Gil: "Well, if you, well ... really? Wow, Hot, hot dog! A sale!"

Stan: "I'll take it from here, Gil."

Gil: "No, wait, no. Aw, you can't take my sale. My wife's going to leave me if I don't start bringing in the green. Come on, let me have this one, Stan, I'm begging you. Look at me, I'm begging you, Stan."

Stan: "Mmmm-hm" (he walks into his office with Homer) "Let's go write this up, shall we?"

Gil calling his wife on a rotary cell phone: "Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ... no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi."

I, too, like Gil.

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Bill Cosby on jazz....

Y'see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin' and their hoppin', and their bippin', and their boppin'... so they don't know what the jazz is all about! You see, Jazz is like a Jello Pudding pop no! Actually, it's more like Kodak film no! Actually, jazz is like the new Coke; it'll be around forever! Heh heh heh...

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Was interesting watching "Lady Bouvier's Lover" on Channel 4 last night.

In the mid to late 90s I was obsessed with The Simpsons, but Sky, and eventually BBC and Channel 4 when they also started showing them, would cut lots of stuff.

In last nights episode Burns says something like

"Do you know what I did last night Smithers?"

To which Smithers replies "Had sex with that old woman?".

I must have watched that episode dozens of times on my VHS recording and it was always cut, so the line always surprises me to this day.

There was a whole site devoted to the UK cuts. We couldn't just download eps in those days kids. The internet was in balck and white and it went off at 10pm, after we all stood and sang God Save The Queen.

http://web.archive.org/web/20010512123039/http://www.depro.co.uk/simpcuts-1.html

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Ace, will be spending a lot of time reading that...Its surprised me aswell when the odd one liner has found its way back into an episode that was never originally aired in the UK (and I knew all these episodes word for word, I remember watching it on cable when it first aired) Some of the BBC cuts just kill the episodes..one of the funniest jokes ever was flanders trimming his mustache and thanking Homer then homer goes "you dirty bast..." and a quick change to a shot of him dropping money in the swear jar. Im sure there are lots of other political cuts that just ruin episodes aswell (princess Di, twin towers etc.)

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There was a whole episode cut by Sky, the one where Homer gets a handgun.

I was so truly sad that I actually taped the ep off German telly (you could get loads of foreign channels back in the old analogue satellite days) then dubbed the original audio track onto my VHS, some kind American soul upl;oaded it in RM audio or something like that. This would have been circa 1999 I think.

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I was so truly sad that I actually taped the ep off German telly (you could get loads of foreign channels back in the old analogue satellite days) then dubbed the original audio track onto my VHS, some kind American soul upl;oaded it in RM audio or something like that. This would have been circa 1999 I think.

:laughing:

That's dedication!

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There was a whole episode cut by Sky, the one where Homer gets a handgun.

I was so truly sad that I actually taped the ep off German telly (you could get loads of foreign channels back in the old analogue satellite days) then dubbed the original audio track onto my VHS, some kind American soul upl;oaded it in RM audio or something like that. This would have been circa 1999 I think.

I remember getting that on a "Simpsons, Too Hot for TV" Video. The episodes were not meant to be aired until Jan 1st 2000. So sounds about right. Had the treehouse of horror where Homer Get's Snakes hair too.

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