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Good point, well made Sir. And top marks for observation

Nah, I think Colin Farrell would play me, and the guy who played the long-haired scientist who retro-engineered the alien spaceship in Area51 in "Independence Day" would play Alasdair...

There are some who would say this thread STARTED OFF well creepy....

Pogo - that second 'bellybutton' is more likely than not your anus.....

Noted. But I would take the view that its only annoying if you let it annoy you. Nobody forces anyone else to look at or respond to a thread. If you don't like the look/tone of a thread then ignore it, surely? I've started (what?) 3-4 threads in three days. Hardly a symptom of an annoying twat Forum Nerd?? But thanks, anyway, for the feedback. Good to know the 'protocol' of this particular forum. PS: if anyone else wants to let me know they are pissed off with my threads by responding "Shut up", then they can FOAD

jeez! sensitive characters or what?!

Oh dear. Classic defensive-aggressive response there EC. I can only assume you suffer from hairy nipples, aye? No worries darling, get yourself along to Semi-Chem; they'll sort you out. That one's for free btw

It must be one of the last taboos. You chat up this burd, take her out for a few drinks, introduce her to your mates, it’s all going well. You’re odds-on for your Nat King. Lots of flirty chat, back to her/your place (delete as appropriate), some serious face-ragging snogging, through to the bedroom, kit off, bra hits the floor and….. WTF!!??!!?? Hairy buds!! Anyone been there? Pretty fuckin’ grim innit?

Fuckin' hell, been ages since I heard the phrase "Ace-ic"! Ok, I'll chip in with lying along the settee, munching my way through a pkt of McVities Chocolate Digestives, farting gratuitously and watcing Family Guy till half past midnight. Sweet.....

Plenty of Fish is free, so that means you get all the unemployed and unemployable cooncil estate skanks on there. Not so much "Friends-With-Benefits" as "Fiends-ON-Benefits". OK if you have zero standards. But there's a huge cross section online. I've dated (but not drilled) Tesco check-out girls and international opera singers! I've got a 1:2 hit rate - i.e, I bag half the birds I date. That's almost as good a goals-per-game ratio as Lionel Messi! Thing is, most of these dating websites are merged anyway: PoF, Single With Kids, Uniform Dating, Kissing Gate, all the radio station dating websites. So I get emails fae bints in Devon who are on WestCountryFM Dating.com asking if I'd like to meet up! Aye, that's right quine, like I'm gonna drive 500 mls to St Ives for a shag!

Not a commission as such. But there are, shall we say, 'fringe benefits'. Every time I bag a chick at her place I always try and nick a pair of her skimpies as a trophy. This usually happens when she's downstairs making the tea, having a piss or brushing 'product' out of her hair. I've got quite a collection now. Some quite classy gear. Others bog-standard Markies or George at Asda stuff. One tart I drilled in Falkirk cottoned on after I'd got home and sent me a text saying if I didn't return her gear she'd report me to the police for stealing! That was a close call.

Scouts Honour Scootray. I'm on MatchMeNowNaughty.co.uk. I was on MatchMeNow.co.uk and MaritalAffair.co.uk previously Hands up though, a few of themhave been absolute f'ing growlers. But a hole's a hole, eh? I'm in a comp with a guy in the office here; he's a rail buff (total nerd/geek/loser hybrid) and will spend his weekend travelling by rail across Scotland - just for the 'thrill' (direct quote). Anyway this nerd aims to get to 50,ooo rail miles before I bag fifty chicks online. He's at 8000 mls. I'm at 28 notches. The race is on....

Oh balls, that's really sad to hear. Mike was always a really 'full-on' kinda guy. Nothing in half measures. He was like this when we were at school, too. Totally immerseed himself in stuff. Sounds like he totally immersed himself in drink too. Mike - at his best - was the life-and-soul of any party. He had a HUGE personality, absolutely larger than life. Still can't believe it was drink that got him at only 38 FFS! It's very very sad.

I'm averaging one-a-month since I joined. It comes and goes in cycles. Sometimes its like a poontang desert. Nothing for weeks on end. Nada, zip, zero, nul points, nienete. Then, for no apparent reason, its like I'm George Clooney's younger, better looking brother. I'm fighting them off with a stick. I've had a couple of scares though, mostly with embarassing rashes on my bell end. Nothing that a trip to the chemist wont take care of. I'm a walking, talking festival of STI's!!

Just cos you have a burd doesnt mean you get a ride. There's plenty of married fanjita online who aren't getting any, whose hubbies have gone off the boil or let themselves go, and they just want a bit of 'fun' away from home. Those are the ones I like. Nae ties, no complications. Just a quick lunchtime rumble in the local Holiday Inn Express. I've earned SO MANY loyalty points on the back of this illicit shagging....

Frankly, I'm online just to get my Nat King. I'm no Brad Pitt, but unless you're a Davie Dodds look-a-like, then its like shooting fanny in a barrel. There are hunners of burdz out there just gagging for it. And only about 90% of them are fat mingers. That means a good 10% or so are do'able WITHOUT the lights off. Guys! Wake up! Online dating is the future...

oh, fuck me. That's why I left 606

I was very upset yesterday to learn than an old school pal of mine, Mike Kidd – formerly of ProSound - passed away a number of years ago. I was researching old school pals online yesterday (via Friends Reunited, FaceBook etc.) and learned that Mike passed away in Feb 2007. Mike and I were lived a couple of streets apart in Middlefield, and were best buddies at Smithfield primary school and Hilton Academy in the early 1980s. But after I moved from Aberdeen in 1993, I lost touch with my old school pals. I've been unable to find out exactly what happened to Mike. I know he worked in Bruce Millar’s for a while then had his own drum store on Hutcheon Street for a few years, before setting up ProSound. Mike was a great guy, a totally unique character and very much his own man. For someone like Mike – who was such a “life-is-for-living” character - to die at 38 is just a shocker. Does anyone have any info about Mike and what happened? Any help or info gratefully (and respectfully) received. Cheers. L.

Thanks Lucky. Think I'll go down the New Thread route. I hope no-one uses it to be an a-hole....

I’m starting off on the assumption that 90% of people on this forum are (like me) middle-aged blokes (either in real-time or in mind-set) and are online cos they’re (again, like me) incapable of forming real relationships with real people.. Just wondering if anyone has any experience of online dating. I could tell a tale or two, but as a ‘new boy’ on this forum wanted to know what’s up for discussion and what isn’t…. Who wants to start..?

On a VERY serious note, as a Newbie, .....how does one go about asking a VERY serious question on this forum about a guy (quite prominent and well known on the A/deen music scene) who died a few years ago? Any advice gratefully (and sensitively) received. Thanks

Hilarious. I think Soda used to live next to me in Rosemount... If so...

I find historical biographies are good value for money; I've read a few biogs of various US presidents for example. It’s always worth researching beforehand which is regarded as the best, most readable, most accessible biog, though, as some of these things can be quite arid. Anything by Robert Dallek is worth a try. Also the 3-part biog of LBJ by Robert Caro is worth the effort. Both Caro and Dallek are modern biographers of the highest order. My fave anecdote about LBJ: he hated the French (cos of the shambles they left behind in French Indo-China). So on one occasion, he ordered that the French Ambassador come see him in the White House. LBJ made the frog wait until he (LBJ) was ready for a shit, and had the Ambassador brought through for the meeting while LBJ was mid-shit on the loo. He further humiliated the frog by asking him to hand him some lavvy paper. Pure class.

This is the cover of my edition. Frankly, I think its this cover that inspired Sir Ridley to film 'Prometheus ' Aye, the lead character is a cnut of the highest order. Though his 17yr old niece is a flighty wee vixen.. fnarrr, fnarrrr. Pretty racy stuff for 1965

Belmont Road..?ah happy memories of doing the weekly shop at NorCo.... Of course, I mind when that was a massive cattle mart round Kittybrewster way... It's been a while since I left Aberdeen. Can you still smell the shite round Powis way?