MarkDrummer Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 This thread is mostly really shit bands playing their unsurprisingly shit songs.How about a band who used to be quite credible? Check out the new single from THE OFFSPRING.SRSLY: Fuck me. They used to be a punk band. Smash is considered a classic modern punk record, and is the biggest selling independent record of all time. What the fucking shit is this? It sounds like a Katy Perry song.I'd heard about this but had never actually listened to it. What. The. Fucking. Fuck. Is. This. Shit?That might be the worst song I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Angry female nu-metal band My Ruin accompanied by the singer from the other angry female nu-metal band Kittie covering Black Flag's My War. Unholy. Wow. The synced leaning from 0:11-0:15 is fantastic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 The synced leaning is amazing. That massive tour laminate is pretty punx too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Mash rap™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 The synced leaning is amazing. That massive tour laminate is pretty punx too. Ding ding ding I think we've just found the next Rebecca Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Thanksgiving doesn't hasn't fallen on the 28th for 10 years. Idiot.That's nowhere near as bad as Friday I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Ding ding ding I think we've just found the next Rebecca BlackAnd unsurprisingly, the track was written and produced by the same cockhole as Rebecca Black. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 That's nowhere near as bad as Friday I'm afraid.How is it not?December was ChristmasJanuary was New Year’sApril was EasterAnd the Fourth of July but now it’s ThanksgivingOh oh oh, it’s ThanksgivingWe we we, we’re gonna have a good timeOh oh oh, it’s ThanksgivingWe we we are gonna have a good timeWith the turkey (ey!)And mashed potatoes (ey!)We we we are gonna have a good timeWe need the turkey (ey!)And mashed potatoes (ey!)It’s ThanksgivingIt’s Thanksgiving Jesus fucking christ.And then, holy fuck...this...Can’t be hateful, gotta be gratefulGotta be grateful, can’t be hatefulMashed potatoes on my, on my table 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 That must just be musical trolling.... Surely?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 I thought thanksgiving was around Christmas time?!? :Sxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 April was Easter and the 4th of July. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Woodsinho Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 I thought thanksgiving was around Christmas time?!? :SxxIt's the 4th Thursday in November or the 34th Thursday in April. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 It's the 4th Thursday in November.The 4th of July in November? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 It's the 4th Thursday in November or the 34th Thursday in April.April in Poland is long as fuck.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 It's quite clearly musical trolling but I don't think it's as bad as the other one. To their credit, they haven't gone overboard with trying to make it shit. They've managed to maintain a level of believability as if they aren't taking the piss. Based on how successful Friday was they quite clearly are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 can't... stop...saying...vag 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Sorry, the line 'my vag speak 5 different languages, it told your vag, bitch, make me a sammich' puts that firmly in my 'not shite' pile. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Your vag is like pineapple cottage cheese....That is fucking amazing.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 That vag song just makes me think "shut up you stupid fucking hipster." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 She seems to be named after a brand of drinking water.Why do bands/people give themselves such terrible names? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Warren Ellis mentioned this at the recent Dirty Three gig in Glasgow, but nothing could prepare me for it. UNGOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 That is fucking terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Sounds like he's given up the fight and now he's not going to party anymore so he's singing this song as a lament to opportunities lost. It's lolbad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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