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noisecorechris

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Nope. It's really not. It's funny, they have a huge following and even got Sarah Silverman in their video.

It wouldn't be bad if they were handsome blokes but look at the singer's face! (second from the right).

Everything about Steel Panther is a piss take. I'm pretty sure most of them are married/settled down and that and the lyrics and image/ over the top stage personas tell you they are a joke band.

Eg here are the lyrics to The Shocker and a video link to the whole 'comedy' routine when I saw them at a festival

Extra Extra read all about it

I wanna show kinda ya something new

Now If your having trouble just getting a boner

Here's something cool that'll work for you

It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez

Some will say that it's a bit extreme

Close your eyes and spread your legs now

What I'm about to do will make you scream

You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in

In her hole so she screams

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

That's called the Shocker

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

Yeah woah the Shocker

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it

In the city or in the town

You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker

He walks around with a pinky that's brown

When ya do too much butter sugar

And your hard meat stick won't stand

Add your middle finger to/two abreast the middle

And spread the shocker all across the land

It's time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls

You will learn this at school

So pay attention here

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

That's called the Shocker

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

Yeah call the Shocker

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car

Or do it in the alley right behind the bar

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

That's called the Shocker

YEAH!

[solo]

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

That's called the Shocker

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

Yeah hail the Shocker

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car

Or do it in the alley right behind the bar

Two in the Pink and one in the stink

That's called the Shocker

Here it comes!

[solo]

Shock Shock Shocker

Shock Shock Shocker

Shock Shock Shocker

Shock Shock Shocker

Come on and Shocker

Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power

In your vagina and your butthole too

Video is definitely NSFW!

The problem with Steel Panther is they are amusing the first few times you hear them but after that only the most immature would still find them even remotely funny. It will be interesting to hear the 2nd album which is due out soon. Just how thin has the joke spread?

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