Alan Cynic Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 aaaaaaarrrrrghhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 How come when you go upto a jukebox in a pub you have no idea what to put on?Come to think of it, the jukebox is slowly dying out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 How come when you go upto a jukebox in a pub you have no idea what to put on?Come to think of it, the jukebox is slowly dying out.i always find something I likeespecially in the mooringsthe white horse had war pigs for a while, used to piss a the regulars with it every time i went in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 How come when you go upto a jukebox in a pub you have no idea what to put on?Come to think of it, the jukebox is slowly dying out.I like the fact that all these standard issue digital jukeboxes have for some reason got 'Friend of the Night' by Mogwai on them. One of my favourite tunes and mighty satisfying to try and share the Mogwai love amongst the old men, drunken harridans and chavs of small town NE Scotland. Think i'm fighting a losing battle though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 I like the old jukebox in the Lampie, which still has the same selection it had in the early 70s ('Witches promise' anyone?????).There's another one upstairs, looking more beat-up.....think there's a Portrait of Dorian Gray thing going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 To what extent does smoking influence the quality of your spunk? Does smoking only affect your current batch?i.e. If I was to smoke next week until Wednesday, have a ham shank thus evacuating my steens of muck containing (allegedly) lower sperm count, stop smoking Wed-Sat then lay with my lady......would my new non-smokers spunk be healthy as can be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 To what extent does smoking influence the quality of your spunk? Does smoking only affect your current batch?i.e. If I was to smoke next week until Wednesday, have a ham shank thus evacuating my steens of muck containing (allegedly) lower sperm count, stop smoking Wed-Sat then lay with my lady......would my new non-smokers spunk be healthy as can be?Are you family planning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Maybe he's being considerate, and doesn't want to her to taste the ash-tray like man mayo. Sterling gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Are you family planning?Well yes, but more to the point I'm smoking planning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Loads of smoking would just lead to a tar-baby, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm fairly sure that the effect of smoking on fertility and possible recovery of same hinge on more sustained abstinence than a few days min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Just get a cat instead.(a tabby-cat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm fairly sure that the effect of smoking on fertility and possible recovery of same hinge on more sustained abstinence than a few days min.This is of no help to me! I'm looking for a doctor to tell me the opposite of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Just get a cat instead.(a tabby-cat)I hate cats. Dogs are ok though. We could get a (Super)King Charles Spaniel...or perhaps a beagle called "Regal"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm not, repeat not, turning this into a pun thread but 'Golden Virginia Retreiver' popped into my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 There's a 'Filter tipps & Alistair' one in there too, but I can't be arsed leading up to it Try crack cocaine and see if that helps, Shaki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Try crack cocaine and see if that helps, Shaki.I wish I went to your school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Is this a guy dying or a seizure *warning, this is not for the faint hearted* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 What would happen if I put my hand into the large hadron collider beam?Why do scones look like warts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 What would happen if I put my hand into the large hadron collider beam? 10 mins and the answer is still 'dunno'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Same video I'd seen. That's why I asked. Cos nobody knows, and after watching the video, I really really really really want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 Same video I'd seen. That's why I asked. Cos nobody knows, and after watching the video, I really really really really want to know.The keyboard player out of D:ream knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 He doesn't. I'd expect him to. But he doesn't. Not even Gordon Freeman knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 He doesn't. I'd expect him to. But he doesn't. Not even Gordon Freeman knows.Gordon Freeman would definitely know. As would James/Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 That's the look of a man that doesn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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