Teabags Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 This thread is total fucking win.ca_gere, Old Gold, Flash, paranoid and myself beat the internet. On expert. And got all the achievements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 With no variable factors could one theoretically fuck space in it's donut hole?amazing!With one huge 11-dimensional throbbing meta-cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I am in awe of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 amazing!With one huge 11-dimensional throbbing meta-cock?HAHAHAHAHA. Im so glad I'm the only one in the office. Cos I just shit and pissed all over myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 amazing!With one huge 11-dimensional throbbing meta-cock?This is why we came to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 With no variable factors could one theoretically fuck space in it's donut hole?This made me so giddy, I snorted my lunchtime coffee out of my nose. Painful, but so worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 So in this vacuum, gravity free world of fantasy, if you were to fire at the moon, and it flew towards the sun, passing through the donut hole, would it be considered interplanetary fisting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 If you mix together a half bottle of milk that goes out of date on the 2nd, and a half bottle of milk that goes out of date on the 6th, would it go out of date on the 4th? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 If you mix together a half bottle of milk that goes out of date on the 2nd, and a half bottle of milk that goes out of date on the 6th, would it go out of date on the 4th?That, and you would shit green liquid until the 12th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 With no variable factors could one theoretically fuck space in it's donut hole?Teabags - we know a guy that did that. Open the window and fuck the night if you get my drift. Where is Afrodroid anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 As for firing it straight up in the air: this has been tried several times as an experiment. Very few bullets came back anywhere near the firing spot.I've actually taken part in just such an experiment whilst at school. Well sort of... A bunch of us (six if I recall) went to the park at lunchtime with an empty glass 750ml Hay's Lemonade bottle with a screw cap. First we each pissed into the bottle until it was full up. Then we took up a position on the merry-go-round. We accelerated the merry-go-round to a high speed. I'd estimate 5m/s. Then we launched the glass bottle of piss straight up in the air as high as we could. This is essentially Russian Roulette in reverse, or a really dangerous version of spin the humans. The bottle came down and brained Glen. We managed to get it to return within only 19" of it's starting position! It attained an altitude of 15-20m. We were all totally elated, well except for Glen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I've actually taken part in just such an experiment whilst at school. Well sort of... A bunch of us (six if I recall) went to the park at lunchtime with an empty glass 750ml Hay's Lemonade bottle with a screw cap. First we each pissed into the bottle until it was full up. Then we took up a position on the merry-go-round. We accelerated the merry-go-round to a high speed. I'd estimate 5m/s. Then we launched the glass bottle of piss straight up in the air as high as we could. This is essentially Russian Roulette in reverse, or a really dangerous version of spin the humans. The bottle came down and brained Glen. We managed to get it to return within only 19" of it's starting position! It attained an altitude of 15-20m. We were all totally elated, well except for Glen.But what exactly is the air speed velocity of a fully laden piss bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I don't think this thread will quite make it into the Harvard Astrophysics review but it has provoked some decent discussion and kept me thoroughly entertained so cheers abdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Suggs' voiceover on an old Birds Eye Fish Fingers advert claimed that these fish fingers were voted the best source of Omega3. Just like those shampoos that are voted best non-slon hair treatment, or some guff. Who votes for this shit? and why haven't I been asked to vote? Is there an award ceremony? is Captain bastard Birds Eye sat in a dicky-bow, sweating from his palms, eagerly awaiting the BEST SOURCE OF OMEGA3 award? Who is he even up against? Fish Suppers and prescribed omega3 suppliments? I wanna know who votes in these product categories, and how I can feel like I was part of this general consensus, that mass-made mashed up fish in bread crumbs is the healthiest thing you can eat, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I've actually taken part in just such an experiment whilst at school. Well sort of... A bunch of us (six if I recall) went to the park at lunchtime with an empty glass 750ml Hay's Lemonade bottle with a screw cap. First we each pissed into the bottle until it was full up. Then we took up a position on the merry-go-round. We accelerated the merry-go-round to a high speed. I'd estimate 5m/s. Then we launched the glass bottle of piss straight up in the air as high as we could. This is essentially Russian Roulette in reverse, or a really dangerous version of spin the humans. The bottle came down and brained Glen. We managed to get it to return within only 19" of it's starting position! It attained an altitude of 15-20m. We were all totally elated, well except for Glen.This is the sort of thing you'll never see on Mythbusters or Braniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 what sort of anus brained toss monkey thought including the worlds most punchable man, with a shit mustache and singing very loudly was a fucking spanking idea to sell a price comparison website.i would like to meet them and then defecate in their washing machine before putting it on spin cycle....oh and i might punch them right in the cock....yes, i believe i would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Why don't Scooby Doo and his mates solve mysteries during the day? Why always when it's dark and foggy? Two of them are clearly scared of the dark. Infact, two of them are clearly in the wrong line of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Freddy (thats one of them, right?) is a vampire, rendering him unable to go out during the day. The gang is still loyal to him despite his condition so they wait for the evening to do their sleuthing. I thought everyone knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Suggs' voiceover on an old Birds Eye Fish Fingers advert claimed that these fish fingers were voted the best source of Omega3. Just like those shampoos that are voted best non-slon hair treatment, or some guff. Who votes for this shit? and why haven't I been asked to vote? Is there an award ceremony? is Captain bastard Birds Eye sat in a dicky-bow, sweating from his palms, eagerly awaiting the BEST SOURCE OF OMEGA3 award? Who is he even up against? Fish Suppers and prescribed omega3 suppliments? I wanna know who votes in these product categories, and how I can feel like I was part of this general consensus, that mass-made mashed up fish in bread crumbs is the healthiest thing you can eat, ever.The shampoo one is voted for by hair and beauty magazine readers and such like.Fuck knows about fish fingers! Does it honestly say "voted"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 But I've seen Freddy, with my own eyes, sat about, speaking about ghosts and shit. But they wait til its dark to go hunt down the baddies. It's just all wrong is what it is. And why do they never carry weaponry? It's rarely actually a ghost, and just a guy in a mask. If he gets violent, Velma could give him a good twat in the head with a baton. It provides a massive misconception that you can stop a vast variety of criminals with merely brain power. Sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Why, after Christ knows how many encounters with various 'ghouls' and 'monsters', do Scooby Doo and his gang not automatically know that it is a guy in a mask? They must have the least amount of knowledge osmosis ever. And why have they not crushed Scrappy Doo under the wheels of the Mystery Machine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Fuck knows about fish fingers! Does it honestly say "voted"?What it'll be is a group of random people are given a selection of omega 3 containing fish products in a food standards lab somewhere and they do a blind test to find out which is the 'best'. These focus groups/test things are commonplace nowadays. I watched a news report about it and athing so I know. Anywhere you see a label claiming any superiority on food stuffs that's always what it's due to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 The shampoo one is voted for by hair and beauty magazine readers and such like.Fuck knows about fish fingers! Does it honestly say "voted"?Suggs definitely says voted, the fucking cunt.Is there no breadcrumbed fish and meat products magazine to put these polls in? Processed Quarterly? I'd buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I used to hate the cat food commercial that said 8 out of 10 cat owners preferred it - why? Did they taste it? What about the poor cat's opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 What was the best thing before sliced bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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