DJ Jo-D Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 or pink ones after lot's of beetroot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Potty training Bigsby Jr at the moment, good to know that his green turds are healthy enough, cheer guys.A consistency like a Chicken Korma is quite common too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Does size play a role in this at all? I've been having some absolute bombs right now. Not length as much. Width. Real rippers, y'know? I'm not enjoying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 this is a shit threadok I'll go away now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Does size play a role in this at all? I've been having some absolute bombs right now. Not length as much. Width. Real rippers, y'know? I'm not enjoying it.Probably the mass of whatever you're eating. It's more likely to be causing pain if it's too hard though which suggests that you're either a little constipated or not drinking enough water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I once shared a residence, unwittingly, with a fairly committed heroin addict. One time, I found a shit asteroid in the toilet. I have no idea how he passed this mass but I'm glad I wasn't around.When I tactfully suggested he may have a bathroom chore to attend to, he blamed his girlfriend and even phoned her in front of me to add credibility to his lie.True story, though of mind shattering irrelevance to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I once shared a residence, unwittingly, with a fairly committed heroin addict. One time, I found a shit asteroid in the toilet. I have no idea how he passed this mass but I'm glad I wasn't around.When I tactfully suggested he may have a bathroom chore to attend to, he blamed his girlfriend and even phoned her in front of me to add credibility to his lie.True story, though of mind shattering irrelevance to this thread.Please enlighten me as to what a shit asteroid is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Please enlighten me as to what a shit asteroid is.It's a supermassive, roughly spherical turd of probably very dense hard fecal matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Nothing beats dropping a subway style footlong in the crapper. I have managed such a feat, and it was a battle not to get the camera out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Philkaline. You know an awful lot about shit, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Nothing beats dropping a subway style footlong in the crapper. I have managed such a feat, and it was a battle not to get the camera outAye, walking away feeling that you've just lost a stone in weight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Philkaline. You know an awful lot about shit, man It's a gift. I like to think of myself as a sexier Aberdeen Music version of Gillian McKeith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 It's a gift. I like to think of myself as a sexier Aberdeen Music version of Gillian McKeith http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/26319-my-flatmate.htmlAnyone who says they miss The Wasteland needs help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/26319-my-flatmate.htmlAnyone who says they miss The Wasteland needs help.That was the beginning of the end my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 That was the beginning of the end my friend.Discoloured turds are rarely good omens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 It's a gift. I like to think of myself as a sexier Aberdeen Music version of Gillian McKeith You could hardly get less sexier than The Horse.And I'm related to her through marriage...DISCLAIMER - My half-sis married her brother, I did not marry Gillian McKeith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 That feeling is better than sex! I love the relief after passing a huge fucking turd. Like giving birth.Christ, you're not saying much about your girlfriend. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Christ, you're not saying much about your girlfriend. o_OOh I think he is when he's saying he likes the feeling of a large object exiting his shitpipe... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Oh I think he is when he's saying he likes the feeling of a large object exiting his shitpipe...:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 it's ok, she know's where she stands.At the end of a queue of gay men waiting patiently to take her turn? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Whatever happened to the Frosties kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Rumours in internet blogs and forums that the actor had committed suicide were soon noted by Snopes when they investigated this meme. In June 2006 it was announced on Radio 1 that Frosties Kid was alive and well, living in South Africa.It's alright folks... he's alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Whatever happened to the Frosties kid?snopes.com: Frosties Kid Suicide"Claim : The child actor who sang "They're gonna taste great" in a Frosties commercial committed suicide (or was murdered by bullies, or died of cancer"Status...."EDIT - beaten to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Aye, but that was last updated 3 years ago. What's he up to these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Apparently his name is Joe Cheetham. I wonder if this is him, certainly looks like him.Joe Cheetham | Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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