Guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 We'll see.We have seen! And we have drawn our conclusions!Everytime you argue differently, my estimation will go down an inch.5ft 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 You are, at my estimate, 5ft 7. Nowhere even approaching 6ft tall. Enough of these lies!He is bigger than that. I'm 5' 6" and I'm tiny. John definitely has at least a couple of inches on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 He is bigger than that. I'm 5' 6" and I'm tiny. John definitely has at least a couple of inches on me.Well, I'd class him as short. 5' 11" to me is normal height. So if I get the impression he's short, he must be noticeably shorter than that.This is my reasoning.He barely scrapes 5ft 5, imho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Napoleon complexes all up in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Nev your table is ready .....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm 6'3" and I have a massive cock. I slouch though so i look 5'9" and I always wear clothes so you can never see my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm 6'3" and I have a massive cock. I slouch though so i look 5'9" and I always wear clothes so you can never see my cock.Good post. Would read again.I'm 5'7" or 5'8". Not sure which. A wee bit taller than Jan I reckon, but dwarfed by Original Spies and Woodsinho who are freakishly tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm 5'12". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm probably 5"8 or 9 when just relaxing if not worse, when i stand up straight i'm 5ft 11. Your estimation can go lower if you like, doesn't make me any shorter:).I love that you shrink when you're 'relaxing'. Haha, it actually makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm a certain height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 That's some major slouching to lose 4/5" in height. You must have a neck like Hammerhead in 'Star Wars'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 John W is not 5'11". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Christy, about ten minutes ago, once again walking down Albyn Terrace. Drinking a takeaway coffee and looking like a right scruff. Proper stalk. I was in my office gazing out the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Around, his height, i still go down on him:)That's quite the revelation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Christy, about ten minutes ago, once again walking down Albyn Terrace. Drinking a takeaway coffee and looking like a right scruff. Proper stalk. I was in my office gazing out the window.Good stalking once more. I take issue with the 'scruff' accusation, though. I was looking handsome and happy. Why? I hear you ask. Well, it is because I scored a hattrick in my 11s team's league game last night. That's right - a fucken HATTRICK. Yassss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Lucky, you should start a stalkers scrapbook on him.I'd buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Good stalking once more. I take issue with the 'scruff' accusation, though. I was looking handsome and happy. Why? I hear you ask. Well, it is because I scored a hattrick in my 11s team's league game last night. That's right - a fucken HATTRICK. Yassss.I'm impressed Christy. From midfield, or are you the speedy, tricky frontman?I bet your coffee was a gingerbread latte with skimmed milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm impressed Christy. From midfield, or are you the speedy, tricky frontman?I bet your coffee was a gingerbread latte with skimmed milk.Nah, vanilla surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Good stalking once more. I take issue with the 'scruff' accusation, though. I was looking handsome and happy. Why? I hear you ask. Well, it is because I scored a hattrick in my 11s team's league game last night. That's right - a fucken HATTRICK. Yassss.Scoring a hattrick feels fucking amazing in 11s.I did it once when I was 17/18 at under 18s when our strikers weren't scoring and the manager lumped me up front to "rough up the defence" a bit. Banged in 3 goals, so he had to start me in the next game. Banged in a second hattrick in the second game, so I was the new hope up front. I just about broke my foot off in the 3rd game up front when I went for the ball and volleyed the defender's studs. Out for 4 months. That was the end of my days as a striker.Two games and six goals is about as good as it's ever got for me in football. I felt like a fucking hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 It was a vanilla latte. Nae skimmed milk, jist the usual stuff. It was actually a little too sweet; Mrs RockSalt&Snails put in a touch too much syrup IYAM (not a euphemism).I'm a centre-forward, Dallas. Nae especially nippy, nae especially skillful, but I can find the net. Three starts, four goals now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 It was a vanilla latte.What do I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 It was a vanilla latte. Nae skimmed milk, jist the usual stuff. It was actually a little too sweet; Mrs RockSalt&Snails put in a touch too much syrup IYAM (not a euphemism).I'm a centre-forward, Dallas. Nae especially nippy, nae especially skillful, but I can find the net. Three starts, four goals now.Thats similar to my IPBA scoring record last season. I miss just as many sitters though. I scored an hat-trick last season which felt amazing (a "perfect"hat-trick also: a head, a left foot and a right). we lost 5-4 though which felt bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 What do I win?Given that you have been present at my coffee-ordering many a time, I think your prediction is invalid. I fair love a vanilla latte, but I have to learn to stop getting them at RS&S on account of their syrupy profligacy. Dallas; I cannae claim a perfect hattrick. All were with the right foot; a peach of a volley from the angle of the penalty area plumb into the top corner via the post, a penalty, then a one-on-one that I slotted low past the keeper's dive. RossP scored two for us too, and it was his debut. TheStooge set up my third (our fifth) in the 5-1 win. I feel like a dog with seven dicks today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Lucky, you should start a stalkers scrapbook on him.I'd buy it.I think I just got "lucky" twice this week tbh. I work on Albyn Terrace. He walks down Albyn Terrace. Our paths were bound to cross eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I saw Dave Shower yesterday afternoon, standing at some traffic lights. Excellent green cross code skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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