Monster Zero Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Random true story...Once read a story in an interview with Mike Paton. He was talking about a girl he fancied that worked in a local photo developing shoppie, so to get her attention, he followed her home, taking photos as he did, then took them into the shop when she was working to get them developed.He never saw her again.This is not an attempt to be arsey but did you mean Mike Patton? If not I have no clue who Mike Paton is so need some context! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You were correct, you came off as arsey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You were correct, you came off as arsey.I really don't think I did.So...Mike Patton????( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yes. Yes Mike Patton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yes. Yes Mike Patton.Ta. It sounds like quite a Patton thing to do. He had an Italian wife. I wonder what his pulling technique was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Patton her on the bum and whispering something in Italian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Mike Paton plays for Aberdeen.(OK technically it's Michael Paton) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Patton her on the bum and whispering something in Italian.Puns are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Two proper stalks to report:Who: RossPWhere: at the beer festivalWhen: some point last nightDoing: chatting to lester burnham then disappearing into throng before I could go over to say helloWho: Soda JerkWhere: King St, opposite the first depotWhen: 8:20 this morningDoing: cycling his merry way to workToo many NPS to mention last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Patton her on the bum and whispering something in Italian.Imagine Mike Patton seducing by song...kick off with a bit of nice smooth crooning before launching into spazmo screaming and shoving a bit of shit in her ear. Bet she loved it. Saucy minx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Rapunzel Wizard and Shade Wizard, entering B&Q Garthdee. Not a proper stalk as I did try to wave but just got a dirty look in return. I wasn't wearing a bandana therefore not easily identifiable as a pirate so they didn't recognise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Prime StalkWho: Crave OfficerWhere: Standing outside Culter Car Centre, North Deeside Road, PeterculterWhen: 8.36am todayDoing: Masturbating furiously. (OK, not really, he was playing with his mobile phone.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Prime StalkWho: Crave OfficerWhere: Standing outside Culter Car Centre, North Deeside Road, PeterculterWhen: 8.36am todayDoing: Masturbating furiously. (OK, not really, he was playing with his mobile phone.)I was just talking to Dave last night about how you keep spotting him and we have no idea what you look like.Spotted Graeme last night at The Unthanks, but I chatted to him briefly at the bar so not a proper stalk even if he did walk off halfway through a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 He's getting deaf, Chris, but is too proud to purchase an ear-trumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 He's getting deaf, Chris, but is too proud to purchase an ear-trumpet.It was his sentence that he walked off in the middle of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Dementia, too......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Rapunzel Wizard and Shade Wizard, entering B&Q Garthdee. Not a proper stalk as I did try to wave but just got a dirty look in return. I wasn't wearing a bandana therefore not easily identifiable as a pirate so they didn't recognise me.Which reminds me, I saw Rapunzel Wizard (and who I presume is Shade, too) departing the environs of Pittodrie as I was going in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Saw Teabags at the beer fest last night. Proper stalk as we've never met. Had another proper stalk with Nev until he ruined it and came over and spoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Saw Teabags at the beer fest last night. Proper stalk as we've never met. Had another proper stalk with Nev until he ruined it and came over and spoke.I only came over to kick Adam, to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 How do you keep spotting me on King Street? Where are you? Are you King Street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 First time I spied you there, I was on a bus, being surreptitious. Today I was stood at a bus stop across the road as you meandered your way south.Plus I'm right good at spotting people. Like Carlton Palmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 So did Big Palms just stop in for a quick pint and head off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 I was just talking to Dave last night about how you keep spotting him and we have no idea what you look like.To be fair on this occassion I was driving past at the time in my mum's car so unlikley you/he would have spotted me anyway.But next time I do see one of you in the street I will make a point of introducing myself. Moving back to Aberdeen permanently in August so plenty of opportunities for someone to take my stalking virginity on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tchocky Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Proper prime motherfucker stalk.Diarmaid and fellow Deportee-er, Adam, currently over my left shoulder at the beer festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Fraser Mac giving me a wrist band at the InMe gig at Moshulu tonight. Not technically a proper stalk, but I'm not sure if he recognised me, and i didn't offer the information either, so it might be. Is it a proper stalk if you talk but they don't know who you are?Also think i spotted Aaron from Autumn In Disguise loitering at the side of the stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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