Alan Cynic Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 He was in Aberdeen yesterday....had a NPS in Kilau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I fucking suck.You have a doppleganger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Yes, but sans specs I couldnt make the spy with any certainty. I tried to do the nod thing from a distance but got dinghied so I figured it wasn't you and shouldn't approach for a stopandchat.See now my problem was that I was also without glasses and didn't see you until you were literally right near me! Sorry if you thought I ignored you, next time one of us sees the other, we stop and talk, deal? also, alkaline, pets at home you say...? Very likely! What were we keen on buying that day? Also how do you know what I look like? The picture on here is teeny so would be impressed if it was from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Save yourself the bother and just close this piece of shit.Spotted; Gus Chamber, walking past the oxfam book shop, early afternoon last week.Salt in wound.I'm basing this on a photo I saw on the wifebeater myspace ages ago, I may be totally off.Proper stalk, he doesn't know me at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 You would be quite likely to spot Gus inside the Oxfam bookshop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 also, alkaline, pets at home you say...? Very likely! What were we keen on buying that day? Also how do you know what I look like? The picture on here is teeny so would be impressed if it was from that.I think you were heading down the cat aisle. I kinda got in your way as i was being a spare part while my girlfriend was looking for food for the pickiest cat i've ever known.Just from the photo on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Andy MulhernLast night, in Blue Lamp.Jiving to Smokin Catfish.Proper stalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 my first proper stalk, seeing as i dont actually know any fucker on here i was going by the profile pic.Who: Lester BurnamWhere: Stomping doon union street Doing what: Stomping doon union street....looking pissed offjust hope its not a massive fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 ElizabethMy work canteenGetting a job?!Yesterday morning, after my shift finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 My work canteenHow is John supposed break into your staff room and sniff your chair if you don't tell us where you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 How is John supposed break into your staff room and sniff your chair if you don't tell us where you work?Nexts!8char Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I knew that already. I'm more worried about you Teabags, i've seen you about my street like a thousand times in the past month.By "seen you about my street" you really mean "stored for keeps in the wank bank", don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I don't keep a wank bank. I just go for it with whatever pops into my head.what happens when you think of kittens? or cabbages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 what happens when you think of kittens? or cabbages?you obviously don't know John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 You can't control who pops in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I knew that already. I'm more worried about you Teabags, i've seen you about my street like a thousand times in the past month.I work on your street, every weekday. You probably know what time and I arrive and leave to within 5 minutes so that you can stand at your window with your Durex Play Mint and sandpaper glove, you torture wank weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I work on your street, every weekday. You probably know what time and I arrive and leave to within 5 minutes so that you can stand at your window with your Durex Play Mint and sandpaper glove, you torture wank weirdo.Glorious post. Would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I work on your street, every weekday. You probably know what time and I arrive and leave to within 5 minutes so that you can stand at your window with your Durex Play Mint and sandpaper glove, you torture wank weirdo.Bahaha. Teabags, you are hilarious.(sorry John). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Bahaha. Teabags, you are hilarious.Thanks, wanna have sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Thanks, wanna have sex?I'm going to have to decline, I'm afraid, as it would mean you'd figure out who I actually am, and I wouldn't be able to fry your brain with my posts on this thread whenever I see you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I'll keep my eyes closed the WHOLE time. Honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I'll keep my eyes closed the WHOLE time. Honestly.Well if you insist................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Yas. This is going to be really fucking awkward when I actually find out who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 I'll keep my eyes closed the WHOLE time. Honestly.That's dangerous with somebody you don't know. It seems like a good idea now but see if it still seems like such a good idea when you suddenly find yourself tied to a chair with a cock up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Yas. This is going to be really fucking awkward when I actually find out who you are.Hahaha, only if I mention it. I can't decide what would be more amusing, that, or carrying on with the mystery..........(I'm a bit of a sad bastard, aren't I?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.