berti Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i always find wanking in the shower a very messy affair anyhoo, turns into PVA glue like substance as soon as it hits water.....nae fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I reckon a hitler wank is definitely worth the extra wash of the hands. Especially when it's someone elses shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i always find wanking in the shower a very messy affair anyhoo, turns into PVA glue like substance as soon as it hits water.....nae fineYou'd be surprised how pissed off your mum gets when you tread it through her carpets when it inevitably gets stuck to your feet as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 You'd be surprised how pissed off your mum gets when you tread it through her carpets when it inevitably gets stuck to your feet as well.So very, very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Your mum dosen't mind when you make her carpet spunky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Your mum dosen't mind when you make her carpet spunky?Never a problem for me, as I request all the mothers I attend to to be clean shaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Even your own, or especially your own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Even your own, or especially your own?Would be unfair to make exceptions for family. If theres one thing that makes my stomach turn, it's nepatism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaaakkkeee Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 You'd be surprised how pissed off your mum gets when you tread it through her carpets when it inevitably gets stuck to your feet as well.I aim at the drain. The scoosh water at it with my feet. Shove my willy under the shower and give it a good wash. But obviously I can't now if it blocks drains. will it Block the U-bend if I fire one into the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I aim at the drain. The scoosh water at it with my feet. Shove my willy under the shower and give it a good wash. But obviously I can't now if it blocks drains. will it Block the U-bend if I fire one into the toilet?Yes. Stop doing it, it'll make you go blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Yes. Stop doing it, it'll make you go blind My eyes have actually gotten worse.. My prescription changed. Anyone got a dog that likes licking peanut butter then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 What the Christ is that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Holy fucking shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I think Adam and Mr bags speak for us all. I have no clue what i just read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I can't say I particularly care what it is, it made me come, that's all I need.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Bizarre, but strangely erotic..... wtf ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 A car with the sunroof open in snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Cocker Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Simply enchanting. I enjoyed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Sleigh-jacked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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