Bigsby Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 the fucking SQA, screw you and your "Qualifications", i'm going to go start my own set of REAL qualifications, and it will be well better than theirs! and everyone will like me more, coz the cerificates come with a party on your behalf! yeah... and barack obama will present them instead of the fucking postie who doesn't turn up for hours while i'm bombarded with texts and phone calls asking how i did... fucking right./RantSo how did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Have you tried heroin? I hear it's good for aches and pains.Do they got Heroin in Asda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 haha, B in English, C in Music and D in MathsI don't give a shit about maths, never wanted to take it in the first place, English is still pretty good, but even my music teacher said i was one of the best in his class so i guess i just copped out in the exam:down: ach well... on come the appealsYou did better than me, I only got one higher, a C in English. And I'm a fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Do they got Heroin in Asda?If they don't, it's only a matter of time until they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Doesn't Life Experience usually equate to extra curricular stuff, like Knot Tying, and making shit out of wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well, i want to join the police, and they look for life experience more than qualifications, so let's go live the fuck out of life!That one sentence makes everything clear.............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 YES. And people who slurp hot drinks. I've just discovered that my new flatmate does this, and consumes a shitload of coffee/tea/cup-a-soups. Gah.Yeah and half the time its because their drink is too hot. Can they not just wait 5 minutes for it to cool a bit and then they wouldn't have to slurp at the fucking thing?! I hate noisy eaters. People munching away like they haven't been fed for weeks. DisgustingI will admit that I can't enjoy crisps unless I crunch the fuck out of every one, makes one hell of a racket i'm told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Doesn't Life Experience usually equate to extra curricular stuff, like Knot Tying, and making shit out of wood?Whenever I hear someone talking about having life experience, it's usually some fat tart who grew up in a council flat with 12 brothers and sisters and got knocked up before she left primary school. They've usually got a voice that could strip paint and a cloud of Lambert & Butler smoke following them around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Whenever I hear someone talking about having life experience, it's usually some fat tart who grew up in a council flat with 12 brothers and sisters and got knocked up before she left primary school. They've usually got a voice that could strip paint and a cloud of Lambert & Butler smoke following them around.ha ha ha yes. From the School of Hard Knocks to the University of Life. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Do they got Heroin in Asda?No, but they got Methadone in Morrisons. I see people in the cubicle of shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 i want to join the policelet's go live the fuck out of life!Something's not adding up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well, i want to join the police!NARK. FUCK THE 5-0. etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Telesales can die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Telesales can die.ask them if they sell Herion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 ask them if they sell Herion?In retrospect I should have demanded how they got this number and if they work for Rodriguez. YOU ARE FINEESHED IN THIS TOWN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well, i want to join the police, and they look for life experience more than qualifications, so let's go live the fuck out of life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 You did better than me, I only got one higher, a C in English. And I'm a fucking genius.I got two C's, in english and modern studies. now look at me! oh, wait.... i'm still in a job i hate, earning fuck all with hardly any prospects. oh well.i'm sure john will be alright though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Wow, you must be shitting your pants about that 5 pocket money he knows about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Classic.EDIT: I should probably clarify that I'm voicing my support for Old Gold's post, not the Rodney King incident itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well, i want to join the police, and they look for life experience more than qualifications, so let's go live the fuck out of life!I thought there was a maths exam in the police applicant testing process ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 There is, along with information handling, language and a critical thinking test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Then he does need Maths. Haha someone's fucked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I thought there was a maths exam in the police applicant testing process ?It's so they can count the bribes.Seriously though, it's probably an arithmatic test, I can't imagine they'd be too bothered about all the useless stuff you have to learn for higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 A few guys I know have applied for the police a several times and messed up on the tests, they're not the brightest bunch so that might be why, but you only get 3 tries don't you? One decided after he'd failed the second time to get a job doing something else for a while and leave it a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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