Skacel Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 What about getting paid to take a dump. I always found that pretty satisfying. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 True actually, which usually comes after ive spent half an hour eating my breakfast and reading the newspaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Sounds like Peter Gibbons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Breakfast at work is fine, but if you're using the shared milk for something other than dropping it in tea and coffee, you should be bringing your own. Office Linebackers are a necessity. Freeloaders are on the rise. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 My work seems to have an unwritten rule of 'come in when you want, leave when you want, as long as you get the work done'. Its glorious. But dangerous. I get really lazy about getting in early and not having a definitive schedule messes me up a bit. Still, much prefer having that flexibility over a hard 8am start. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 My work seems to have an unwritten rule of 'come in when you want, leave when you want, as long as you get the work done'. Its glorious. But dangerous. I get really lazy about getting in early and not having a definitive schedule messes me up a bit. Still, much prefer having that flexibility over a hard 8am start. We get flexi time, but it's totally abused. As long as you do your 7.5 hours a day, you can start and leave when you want. It's meant to be starting anytime before 10am and leave anytime after 4, but it's a little lenient. But the two girls I work with, tend to start at 10am, finish at 4pm, take an hour and a half for lunch. Works out at about 4.5 hours. Part time work for full time pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Nice work if you can get it. I do 4 x 10 hour days. The days are long and can be a drag but an extra midweek day of football manager and shit tv is definitely worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I actually don't have a job just now. In fact, I just got out of bed about 15 minutes ago. Might go for a game of golf, it seems like a nice day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 What about getting paid to take a dump.Mandatory. Especially during a recession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Thatcher never dumped at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I actually don't have a job just now. In fact, I just got out of bed about 15 minutes ago. Might go for a game of golf, it seems like a nice day.That's terrible. Who pays you to take a shit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skubbs Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I must work in an odd office, because we all just buy our own milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I must work in an odd office, because we all just buy our own milk.Fuck that shit. Do you buy your own teabags and coffee? More hassle than it's worth - syndicates of people chipping in for teabags that nobody else is allowed to use and all that. I would just give up tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I buy my own coffee 'cause fuck drinking instant. I like it black so I don't make use of the communal milk, therefore when I do decide to have the odd bowl of porridge I don't expect anyone to go tits about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I do buy my own coffee too haha I hate tea and there would be a fight over whose turn it was to go and buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 VICTORY IS MINE. S'cool - I've made my peace with the whole thing. Even when we were on "speaking terms" it was just Christmases and funerals. My old man is pro-BNP and has more than one boasted about his youthful days "gay-bashing". It's not a huge loss! Today's pet hate: having fuck all to do at work. I'm in a new job now and was in training all week, being shipped off to Norway next week for more training but today I'm in the office with no training to do and no work to get stuck into. I'm bored already! xx We're your family Stroops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I had one recently where the cunt in front had his seat back before the fucking plane had taken off. Not only is he pissing me off but he's also breaking the law. When someone did this to the guy next to me on a long haul flight we had a sassy camp flight attendant who told him to put his seat up so the person behind you doesn't have to eat his meal with only his face. The look on upper class business guys face was great. Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Works supplies instant coffee but I keep a stash of real coffee in my desk, along with my own cafetiere because I know I left it in the kitchen some cunt would use it and not wash it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 That's the real pet hate at my work. There's signs everywhere to clean up after yourself. There's a fucking dishwasher FFS, which the cleaner switches on and empties so even if you can't be arsed rinsing your spoons, bowls etc all you have to do it put it in the dishwasher. That's it. But every day the sink is still left full of dirty cutlery and cups. I don't know how the cleaner hasn't come in with a rifle yet and started picking people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I'm not a coffee drinker but I must work in a posh place 'cos there's a proper coffee thing (not sure what it's called as I have no interest in it - possibly a cafetiere type thing) that the coffee lovers have to "prepare" in the morning. Which looks like filling up a jug with water, putting some sort of paper filter thing on the top and then turning it on. I think there's real coffee loaded in somewhere - a jug of fine smelling coffee appears a wee while later. I like the smell of coffee but can't drink the stuff. It tastes boggin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 That would be a filter coffee machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Is that good? EDIT: The coffee goons in here seem to love it. Edited March 21, 2014 by Gladstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 It's miles better than instant but arguably not as good as cafetiere or percolator coffee. I, personally, enjoy filter coffee as much as any other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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