paime Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Does Paime actually enjoy turtles then?Define "enjoy." I like the look of them and find them to be generally interesting. I don't know if i would "enjoy" their company though. You wouldn't get much of a conversation going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 People who end their e-mails with "Rgds". Oh, I get it, you're way to busy and important to add the letters e, a and r to the word "regards." I totally get that, man. I don't think YOU'RE A TOTAL CUNT OR ANYTHING. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I hate the word regards anyway. I'd much rather write cheers, or thanks, or just my name. I don't even know what it means but I write it every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 ross from Carson Wells uses "Best" followed by his name which I have a lot of time for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Screw "Regards". Professional emails need more "Love from..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 need more love from who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Yeah, I send female members of staff kisses a lot. They all love me. Shame they're all ugly as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Dearest Boss,Blah blah blah work stuff.Love and puppies,MexxXxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 People who end their e-mails with "Rgds". Oh, I get it, you're way to busy and important to add the letters e, a and r to the word "regards." I totally get that, man. I don't think YOU'RE A TOTAL CUNT OR ANYTHING.I use Rgds all the time as well as Tks. Im not trying to be cool, i just do the bare minimum in my professional life and this is a result of my indifference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 You're blatantly a cunt, I'm afraid. There are 3 people in my office that do it, and they all think they're the dog's bollocks. They are - in fact - cunts. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I think it looks really unprofessional. You're at work not txting yr m8s 2 go 2 teh pub.I know I've not used a contact I have at work because his emails look like a 12 year olds msn convos.wen do u need the stuff for and wid it be us guys fitting em.we can cum monday.scottyNot cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 ross from Carson Wells uses "Best" followed by his name which I have a lot of time for.I HATE that. Best what? Are you saying there was a competition to find the best and the winners are listed below on a list that conveniently only contains your name?! PRICKS!Ross from Carson Wells can help himself to a visit to the All You Can Eat Dick Buffet. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 He's the Best Ross. There's no getting round it - he just is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I quite like 'Best' as a sign-off, agree with Moose's hate for laziness on the vowel front.'Kind regards' is acceptable to a point, and only on internal emails - never to clients or customers. My preference is 'Many thanks', which I use more than most and 'Best regards' if it's a formal email to an external party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 On topic, a pet hate of mine is the use of 'txt tlk' in work emails. Insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I just put regards, no best or kind. Sometimes a "thanks and..." but that's if I haven't wrote thanks in the email already and i should be thankful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I always wait for the other person to be informal before I stop using my signature and just start saying thanks and stuff. I love it when you get a smiley face. Hate getting txt speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I use regards, but its part of my sig, i dont use txt speak in emails, but i do use "mate" and stuff like that alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vega Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I HATE that. Best what? Are you saying there was a competition to find the best and the winners are listed below on a list that conveniently only contains your name?! PRICKS!Ross from Carson Wells can help himself to a visit to the All You Can Eat Dick Buffet.Pretty sure it's just short for "All the best".Best,Ross 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I got a work email once from a client, very professional sounding email and he signed it off with \m/. I was fucking delighted. I replied and did the same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 If your email, professional or casual, doesn't sign off with "Party on" then why bother sending it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I generally forego the emailing of people if at all possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 My boss spells tonight as tonite. That really fucks my goat. Also, buzz words/phrases really boil my shit. Instead of saying "You need to do better" in an email, he'll say "You need to come to the party" or "You need to bring home the bacon" or "That's not cricket"FUCK, THE FUCK, YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Yours in Christ.Nefarious C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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