Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Nothing annoys me more than when the main contestant runs over to kiss/hug someone who has just opened a box containing a low number. They didn't do anything to help you, they just opened a random fucking box It would be acceptable however if this reaction was reflected for bad results and upon seeing a large red, ran over to punch/ slap/ spit on/ insult/ piss on the shoes of whichever gimp had opened the box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 It's a shit gameshow. Gameshows should require skill. Not just pointing at shapes like a child, and then crying, also like a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 it is a shit gameshow and edmunds is deserving of repeated slaps. but i still watch it lol! I keep applying to be a contestant on it but haven't got the call yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 The foreign versions are much better. One contestant and a bunch of hot models holding the numbered briefcases. Much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 It would be MUCH better if the people opening the boxes for the one who's been chosen that day knew how much was in their box and there was some kind of element whereby the contestant failing benefitted the rest of them.So they could be all technique-to-make-them-fail-and-screw-with-their-head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 What I hate about is that the contestants are all people who can afford to take a few weeks off work to stand around and chat to mr blobby's fucking sidekick, all the while their dole payments are rolling the fuck in.No different from the guys buying lottery tickets or spending all day betting the horses.Get a fucking job you slack arsed cunts!xxEDIT: if they did what Adam suggest, I'd probably watch it. I have slightly more respect for people who win skill games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 They record like six shows a day, so it's not weeks off work, probably only one week tops. I was slightly disappointed when I found this out because I too found pleasure in hating for that reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 They record like six shows a day, so it's not weeks off work, probably only one week tops. I was slightly disappointed when I found this out because I too found pleasure in hating for that reason.*sticks fingers in ears*LAAALALALALLALALALALA!In that case I revert to all the other gloriously valid reasons posted before me to hate the shit out of it.Plus Edmonds looks like a slightly rapey-er Richard Branson IMO and I hate that cunt too.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Can't bring myself to hate Edmunds. I loved the house party too much even Telly Addicts! Those were the glory days of British gameshows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I hate teh fact people get so upset about dealing on 20000 and having a box with 100000 inside. "I've lost to the banker. I've lost all that money".No, you haven't. Say you came to the show with X money. You now have x + 20000. You could have had x + 1000. But you didn't . You've still made money even if you walk away with 1p. Unless you quit your job to win 250000, you're always going to win. No matter what. And that's shit. You should lose. You should have to pay the difference or something. Teach 'em a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I hate teh fact people get so upset about dealing on 20000 and having a box with 100000 inside. "I've lost to the banker. I've lost all that money".No, you haven't. Say you came to the show with X money. You now have x + 20000. You could have had x + 1000. But you didn't . You've still made money even if you walk away with 1p. Unless you quit your job to win 250000, you're always going to win. No matter what. And that's shit. You should lose. You should have to pay the difference or something. Teach 'em a lesson.One of the boxes should contain poisonous snakes. Or a bomb.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 One of the boxes should contain poisonous snakes. Or a bomb.xxYeah, or at least slime and chicken guts and shit. Bush tucker trial style.That's it! You have to open a certain amount of boxes. To raise cash. Some have loadsamoney. Some have small amounts of money and others have mingin' stuff.Better show right there. Put it on after 10 and get some tits on the go and I'd buy the bloody boxset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Or once they find out how much they've 'won' it goes into the Grab-a-Grand machine from Noel's House Party and they have 60 seconds to grab as much cash as they can before Mr Blobby knocks them over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 The contestants need to be more tormented by the banker.The final moments should be more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 One of the boxes should contain poisonous snakes. Or a bomb.xxNah, that is only a hindrance to the box-opener. And let's be fair, there are sometimes really tidy birds opening those boxes. Let's not bomb them.Instead, I say the main contestant just gets circled and ritually battered by the other contestants. And the banker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 OR...If they actually do win anything decent they have to re-win it by doing ...exept the dome slowly fills with pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Can't bring myself to hate Edmunds. I loved the house party too much even Telly Addicts! Those were the glory days of British gameshows.Not forgetten, of course, . Now there's a televisual masterpiece! Watch out, it's the Health and Safety Police! The PC Brigade! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 This still makes me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Not forgetten, of course, . Now there's a televisual masterpiece! Watch out, it's the Health and Safety Police! The PC Brigade!o_OI had never seen that before and I wish I still hadn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Still got luxurious hair though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 o_OI had never seen that before and I wish I still hadn't!On one hand, I am sorry for exposing you to it, on the other, I'm glad you will now be aware of BONKERS BRITAIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I suppose it is better not to be ignorant, but it doesn't feel good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 This page was better with drawings of orange men with their dicks in boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Fuck Deal or no Deal, load of shit, bring back The Price Is Right. Now that game took skill! And I could watch that little skier climbing up the mountain to the yodelling music all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Fuck Deal or no Deal, load of shit, bring back The Price Is Right. Now that game took skill! And I could watch that little skier climbing up the mountain to the yodelling music all day.Going For Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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