britheguy Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Sometimes (like now) I don't even have music on, I just use the headphones as ear plugs.Ditto....are you watching me in CCTV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Fess up. Both these guys are members of ShutterSpeed aren't they.Doh, I knew someone would figure it out, I told you I lacked subtlety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Having someone come up to my desk with a picture on their phone of my car covered in bird shit while the cars either side of mine remain entirely clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Having someone come up to my desk with a picture on their phone of my car covered in bird shit while the cars either side of mine remain entirely clean.Before this did they happen to nip to the shops for a loaf of bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Having someone come up to my desk with a picture on their phone of my car covered in bird shit while the cars either side of mine remain entirely clean.Is it red or grey? I have noticed birds shit on red and grey cars more, having owned both, while my Racing Green and White Mini was always safe...Racist seagull bastards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Is it red or grey? I have noticed birds shit on red and grey cars more, having owned both, while my Racing Green and White Mini was always safe...Racist seagull bastards...My black Ka is always covered in shit. Though maybe it's just because the shit stands out more on a black background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 My black Ka is always covered in shit. Though maybe it's just because the shit stands out more on a black background.Nope, it's just the seagulls' way of telling you you're a homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Is it red or grey? I have noticed birds shit on red and grey cars more, having owned both, while my Racing Green and White Mini was always safe...Racist seagull bastards...It was red, it's now grey.I hated the flying beasties enough already but they've crossed a line - this is war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 The fact I asked my followers on Twitter: "Are we not men?", and only one person replied "WE ARE DEVO!". It's not good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 The fact I asked my followers on Twitter: "Are we not men?", and only one person replied "WE ARE DEVO!". It's not good enough.At least they didn't reply 'Shut it...Mongoloid'.Every cloud and all that.Whip it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Is it red or grey? I have noticed birds shit on red and grey cars more, having owned both, while my Racing Green and White Mini was always safe...Racist seagull bastards...Don't worry, they shit all the time on my gold Nissan.....o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 At least they didn't reply 'Shut it...Mongoloid'.Every cloud and all that.Whip it good.I wanted to rep you but God said no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Somehow i knew you'd use your hand...Sadly you're wrong. I know I have my moments but I'm not that disgraceful ha. Even in times of need. An extensive catalogue of bizarre magazines always comes I handy. One shit to another and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 The fact I asked my followers on Twitter: "Are we not men?", and only one person replied "WE ARE DEVO!". It's not good enough.I still don't get Twitter.(Mongoloid is a memorable song from my childhood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Don't worry, they shit all the time on my gold Nissan.....o_OThat'll be because you own a gold Nissan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I wanted to rep you but God said no.That's just a load of Space Junk:popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Sadly you're wrong. I know I have my moments but I'm not that disgraceful ha. Even in times of need. An extensive catalogue of bizarre magazines always comes I handy. One shit to another and all that I've never liked the whole magazine as shitter paper route. My only experience of that was having to use a glossy in the middle of the outback on a rather rickety old outdoor toilet. THere was smearing. I got hit on the ass by a bluebottle the size of my fist and it was pitch black outside. Fun times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 That'll be because you own a gold Nissan........mee ---- owwww (that wuz a bit catty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 'The Change'? You work with a werewolf?All we have is two Draculas, a Frankenstein and a ghost. The ghost is a stapler. In fact, that is my pet-hate today. I tried to grab the ghoststapler and my hand went through it and I broke two fingers on the desk, then it posessed me and made me bite documents for half an hour.Oh yes quite a few werewolves....RARRRR!! My black Ka is always covered in shit. Though maybe it's just because the shit stands out more on a black background.Must be Ka's my friends at works Ka is totally covered in bird poopay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Must be Ka's my friends at works Ka is totally covered in bird poopayGulls probably make a game of it. Try and cover the whole thing in one go, must be the equivalent to urinal cakes to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Identity theft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7D11 Safari/528.16)Identity theft.Username change please.Can a mod change my name to euanananaykroyd please?Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7D11 Safari/528.16)Username change please.Can a mod change my name to euanananaykroyd please?CheersHaha!But no, someone has my credit card details according to the bank, who closed my account today. They'd have fuck all to steal, but it's the principle, y'know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Haha!But no, someone has my credit card details according to the bank, who closed my account today. They'd have fuck all to steal, but it's the principle, y'know?In my defence, I only have your details so I can buy nice things with your money and in your name.As an aside, why do you have a credit card?!?! You don't even have a job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 In my defence, I only have your details so I can buy nice things with your money and in your name.As an aside, why do you have a credit card?!?! You don't even have a job!Debit.I meant debit.Basically, it's a fucking card that I buy things with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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