waltz Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Kenny Miller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 People who refer to nice things as "lush". I fucking hate that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 People who refer to nice things as "lush". I fucking hate that word.I take it you don't buy fancy soap then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I take it you don't buy fancy soap then?He doesn't buy soap, full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I actually despise imperial leather soap.When I was little I always peeled the sticker off before I used it at my grans, then she'd tell me off and stick it back on. WHY?!?!?! It's a fucking sticker on soap!!! Why would anyone think that's a good idea?Pears soap is ace but it's a cunt to wash your hands with because of the shape (I have small hands). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I actually despise imperial leather soap.When I was little I always peeled the sticker off before I used it at my grans, then she'd tell me off and stick it back on. WHY?!?!?! It's a fucking sticker on soap!!! Why would anyone think that's a good idea?Pears soap is ace but it's a cunt to wash your hands with because of the shape (I have small hands).On a similar theme, why can't you get Zest anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The micro-managing, servile self-seeking, nepotistic, sycophant-cunt my boss is on a day-to-day basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The micro-managing, servile self-seeking, nepotistic, sycophant-cunt my boss is on a day-to-day basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I too will have this for tea now probably. Burgers, coleslaw, pints and a raping from the Dutch. What could be better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Doesn't look like he's offering much resistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 His face is almost of acceptance. Obviously doesn't like it, but is accepting it's just happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 The fucking Aberdeen Citizen or whatever it's called, that shit free newspaper that's basically just 30 pages of adverts along side a few pages of week-old news. Nobody reads the fucker and every week I come downstairs to find the paperboy has posted about 8 of the bastards through the front door of my flat, which just lie at the back of the door until someone gets pissed off looking at them and throws them out. What's the point in the fucking piss-rag? They print thousands of the cunts every week, that just go straight in the bin. Total waste of paper. They should fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 The fucking Aberdeen Citizen or whatever it's called, that shit free newspaper that's basically just 30 pages of adverts along side a few pages of week-old news. Nobody reads the fucker and every week I come downstairs to find the paperboy has posted about 8 of the bastards through the front door of my flat, which just lie at the back of the door until someone gets pissed off looking at them and throws them out. What's the point in the fucking piss-rag? They print thousands of the cunts every week, that just go straight in the bin. Total waste of paper. They should fuck off.Curse word count: 9 (if you include piss, which I did)Impressive. I love swearing. It makes me feel like a big man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Curse word count: 9 (if you include piss, which I did)Impressive. I love swearing. It makes me feel like a big man.Jesus, actually reading that back that was a lot of swearing. I guess I was just in a bad mood because on the way out of flat this morning I had to scoop up a pile of the bastards from the back of the door and toss them in the bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Jesus, actually reading that fucking back that was a lot of fucking swearing. I guess I was just in a shitty bad mood because on the way out of flat this morning I had to scoop up a pile of the bastards from the back of the cunting door and toss them in the bastard bin. pissflakessorted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 The ruddy Aberdeen Citizen or whatever it's called, that ghastly free newspaper that's basically just 30 pages of adverts along side a few pages of week-old news. Nobody reads the blighter and every week I come downstairs to find the paperboy has posted about 8 of the buggers through the front door of my flat, which just lie at the back of the door until someone gets awfully cross looking at them and throws them out. What's the point in the bloomin' muck-rag? They print thousands of the bleeders every week, that just go straight in the bin. Total waste of paper. They should naff off.Fixed this one for you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Mantini Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Fat women in leggings.Junkie parents.Junkie parents on a First busPeople on buses who moan to each other about things they read in the Evening ExpressThe Evening ExpressScott BegbieTommy Deans photo outside The Kings Highway pubGangs of traffic wardensThe old woman in Morrisons who ID's EVERYONEFat seagullsPeople who get haircuts in the indoor market 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 "Service charge of x% will be included"No thanks - if I deem the service sufficiently good enough to tip, I'll do it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 "Service charge of x% will be included"No thanks - if I deem the service sufficiently good enough to tip, I'll do it myself.That pisses me off too, if you thought the service was shoddy they're not exactly going to refund you the service charge are they?Another pet hate is when you're standing at the correct bus stop, and the driver goes right past you. The 220 on Wednesday night almost went right past the stop on Union Terrace, even though I was standing at the pavement, right next to the bus stop. Cheeky old bugger driving told me "you need to wave to stop the bus" eh... why? Stupid me thought standing at the correct bus stop, around the time the bus was due, at the edge of the pavement was enough. It's not as if I'm on some grass verge in the middle of nowhere, it was a designated bus stop!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Bob. Bob Calder.And on a semi-related topic, people that get excited about food. I don't know why it annoys me but when people get really fucking worked up over a meal or a particular type of cheese or whatever, or describe food as "gorgeous" or "beautiful". The whole thing strikes me as just gluttonous (sp?) and repulses me a little bit. Not just liking food, I don't mind that, but going crazy over a potato because it's locally sourced and organic. Also, the phrase "good, local produce". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 People who rant about American conventions in the English language, especially the metal Alumin(i)um or the number of zeroes in a billion, as if it fucking matters. If you liked that, you'll love Mandarin is all I have to say on the subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Your God Now Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 My dad beating on off into my stocking at Christmas, so when I reach in to take out the gifts, I get a White Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 My dad beating on off into my stocking at Christmas, so when I reach in to take out the gifts, I get a White Christmas.Foul! You could probably get him on the register for that but, in my experience, it's best to keep the government out of your affairs.Shit in his Weetabix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Your God Now Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Foul! You could probably get him on the register for that but, in my experience, it's best to keep the government out of your affairs.Shit in his Weetabix.Doesn't like Weetabix. I just spunk in his tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Having to clean up vomit at work because some cultural ambassador for idiocy has decided to go into a public toilet in a public building and void his fucking stomach 4-inches from a toilet bowl and make no attempt to clean it up himself. Call me a neat-freak, but if I were to re-paint a toilet cubicle wall with my bile and remnants of whatever filth I'd been eating the night before I'd at least make some cursory attempt to clean it up. Instead, this shit heap must have proudly swaggered out into the light of day and probably got high-fived by all his friends for being an utterly foul, mindless, cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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