A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if we were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look off her face. My favourite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. And the winner of the MTV music awards best video 2010 goes to... The Ku Klux Klan Have a go now, Kanye.