Faux Mantini

Your photographs are very good but the web design isn't up to much. I hope you didn't pay someone to design it for you.

Some of the sob stories they come away with are amazing: "I need to get to Portlethen because my sisters fallen over" "I need a fiver to get to the hospital" "I can't find my wallet..." The best one I ever heard was from one of the older ones: "Excuse me Sir...I'm going to get straight to the point...I wouldn't mind a bottle of white lightning, can you spare money so I can buy it" ?(

Yes. Especially when you say "no sorry" after the sob story only to get a "FUCK SAKE MIN" response. o_O

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if we were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look off her face. My favourite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. And the winner of the MTV music awards best video 2010 goes to... The Ku Klux Klan Have a go now, Kanye.

What do Harold Shipman and gary glitter have in common? They both enjoyed euthanasia.

Fat women in leggings. Junkie parents. Junkie parents on a First bus People on buses who moan to each other about things they read in the Evening Express The Evening Express Scott Begbie Tommy Deans photo outside The Kings Highway pub Gangs of traffic wardens The old woman in Morrisons who ID's EVERYONE Fat seagulls People who get haircuts in the indoor market

Mollys Bistro on Market Street is one the better restaurants I've been to recently. Been there about 5 times in the past 2 months and every time has been great. The food (especially the sirloin steak) is cooked to perfection, the prices are a little bit above the likes of illicit still and ma camerons but quality of food more than makes up for it. Staff are always friendly and you pretty much always get a table without waiting. The choice of music can sometimes be a little bit...strange, considering the layout/design of the place, but if you like cock rock you'll be alright

Buyers who don't leave feedback on Ebay resulting in PayPal holding your money for 21 days. Fuckers, all.

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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.

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