The Milner Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 You could always start deleting system 32 files, that can produce some interesting results. Should take the IT guys a while to figure out as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Don't you guys have any work to be doing while you're at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Find the BIOS folder -> Delete all -> Restart. xxGood luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Good luck with that. Yeah... was system32 I was thinking of. Senior moment. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Ctrl-Alt-Down Arrow Swapping letters around on the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Scold them with hot coffee in the face, and then steal their identity so you can declare bankruptcy. That will really cheese them off good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Little discreet things are fun. Change the keyboard settings to English US so every time they try to type and @ they get an " and vice Versa. Change the mouse settings around so the left button right clicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Pet Hate: pranks and pranksters. Also, fun. Fun can fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Amateurs. Show desktop. Print screen. Paste screenshot into Paint. Set as background. Delete all icons. Watch them panic as they can't click the icons. Because they are only pictures of icons.we do that quite a lot too. we have a compound called RTV that sets hard. squeeze some of that in to the bottom of the mouse and it won't work. We do that too. Or stealing boilersuits and boots when people are on break. One guy took someone's boilersuit and hard hat and filled it with bubble wrap and stood it up in the corner of the workshop. Some good lols. The file that changes your desktop to a couple of gay guys is being renamed and sent under different pretences. One guy fell for it again. Brilliant. And, 'cause he's shit with computers, locked his computer and started walking away before he realised the 2 half naked guys were still kissing on his desktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Pet hate being locked out your house in this weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 You should also hate being to young to take advantage of excuses to go to the pub. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 3 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I've almost certainly complained about this before. Why does everyone who makes football compilation videos have terrible taste in music. Yes I want to watch the top 20 zola goals for chelsea. No I do not want to listen to evanescence. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I hate people who ring me on speakerphone then get pissy when I have to ask themselves to repeat themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 AGFW strikes again!AGFW: Can you do this thing?Co-worker: You already asked me to do that. It's done.AGFW: Ah, sorry. My brain is like a sponge.Tbags: You mean a sieve?AGFW: No, a sponge. Like SpongeBob. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I hate people who ring me on speakerphone then get pissy when I have to ask themselves to repeat themselves. Similar to this, I hate it when I answer the phone, and I immediately hear the person calling me having a conversation with someone else. One at a time, dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) Oh, and when people make phonecalls in a really noisy place. Like out on the busy street, so they are completely drowned out by traffic and THE WIND! It's 2013. Do people still not understand what effect THE WIND has on the mouthpiece of a phone yet? COMPLETELY INAUDIBLE! Or from within the same room as a herd of screaming children. A HERD!! When I was a kid, I was told to be quiet if my parents were making a phonecall. This doesn't seem to be the done thing anymore. WHY NOT?! I can't hear you, because of the screaming and the running, so how on earth can you hear ME?! CAPITAL LETTERS! Edited November 21, 2013 by Joda Serk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Long gone are the days of cups and string, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Long gone are the days of cups and string, eh?What the fuck are you talking about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Fuck you Jan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Shipwrecked was ace. Sunday mornings T4 golden era. Tiger island all the way.Anyone remember when the lad from Aberdeen was on it? He left after a week because he was homesick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Yes! Did anyone know him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 There was a girl from Aberdeen in the third series of Big Brother, the same year Jade Goody was in it. She got voted out in the first week after she threatened to "kick" another housemates "cunt in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 AGFW strikes again!AGFW: Can you do this thing?Co-worker: You already asked me to do that. It's done.AGFW: Ah, sorry. My brain is like a sponge.Tbags: You mean a sieve?AGFW: No, a sponge. Like SpongeBob. AGFW is great entertainment. He needs to never change. I've even built up a mental image of the dunce - like grin he puts on after one of his zingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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