Jaaakkkeee Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The first time it was done it was like "ooohhhhh 'cause of the confused.com advert! I get it!"Then the second time it was done it was like "settle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 pet hate, people saying 'settle' or 'calm yoursel min'fuck off, you saying that has made me even less calm dickfuck, please remove yourself before i set fire to your face...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 calm yoursel min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 bored.com tired.com, i don't get it, it is not funny or clever. Fucking stop it you massive turd streaks, this also goes for "simples"There is a guy at my work who says these things ALL THE TIME. It's always [insert phrase].com/.org/.lol ...He was deleted from my facebook as every week he would post these status updates:(Monday): Roll on Friday.com(Friday): TFI Friday.lolWhat a wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Auld mannies thinking they are telling cool jokes, when they are actually being really really racist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I disdain this whole .com malarky. I recently suggested we called a song "That Awkward Moment When I Pan Your Face in With a Mallet (.com)" but it was vetoed. I actually hate most people.Also, these sums that are cropping up on Facebook... I make a living as an economist and I don't have a flipping scooby when there are no brackets. Brackets are king in my world and equations without brackets serve no purpose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Auld mannies thinking they are telling cool jokes, when they are actually being really really racist.I've learnt to just suck it up and ignore it at work. There's no getting through to most people >40 years old it seems! Chronic bantz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Also, these sums that are cropping up on Facebook... I make a living as an economist and I don't have a flipping scooby when there are no brackets. Brackets are king in my world and equations without brackets serve no purpose.I don't make my living as an economist but I agree with the general point - if you're doing maths in the real world you're incredibly unlikely to come up against anything with that level of ambiguity. Brackets rule all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I don't make my living as an economist but I agree with the general point - if you're doing maths in the real world you're incredibly unlikely to come up against anything with that level of ambiguity. Brackets rule all.Maths is everything, and there are rules damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Maths is everything, and there are rules damn it.This isn't Nam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Auld mannies thinking they are telling cool jokes, when they are actually being really really racist.Pet hate: folk not appreciating a good old fashioned racist joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 On a related note, dropping the s from the end of maths should be punishable by death 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The office canteen publish a menu of the food they plan to serve through the week. It's a simple concept but they seem unable to follow it. Like today when I went down looking forward to the mushroom and hazelnut filo bake they advertised and found it had been replaced by macaroni cheese (which I hate). I asked where the filo bake was and got blank looks in return. They seemed surprised when they looked at their own menu beside the counter that it wasn't what they were serving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I answered 1 by accident when I knew it was 41. I felt like a wally. I immediately tried to delete it from my wall/status and whatnot to save the fed faced embarassment, but I don't think it worked.It should still have brackets though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I was always used to brackets being used to segregate bits of equations, not this letter ruling but then I'm ancient and the letter thing probably hadn't been invented. With this in mind I'm quite surprised I didn't arrive at 1. I think I've seen similar things debated before and subconciously adopted alien maths concepts to avoid being ridiculed for my stupidity.We need cool acronyms to help teach maths in these days of LOL, ROFL, PMSL etc. The kids just don't go with anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Fuck maths. Sorry. I've always been bad at maths no matter how much it's explained to me. My maths teachers in school put a great deal of misplaced faith in my ability and kept me in the Credit set when I was clearly a General student. Failed the Credit paper. I opened it and just about started crying, didn't understand a damned thing despite studying really hard for it. I've probably got dyscalculia but I've never been tested, I just know I'm shit at maths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Pet Hate: me getting angry about maths questions. just ignore me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Pet Hate: me getting angry about maths questions. just ignore me!Nah, you are quite correct to be annoyed by poor arithmetic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 bored.com tired.com, i don't get it, it is not funny or clever. Fucking stop it you massive turd streaks, this also goes for "simples"There is a guy at my work who says these things ALL THE TIME. It's always [insert phrase].com/.org/.lol ...He was deleted from my facebook as every week he would post these status updates:(Monday): Roll on Friday.com(Friday): TFI Friday.lolWhat a wank.trashbat.cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I hate it when people are doing maths at the train station first thing in the morning, like they live for maths, and they can't function without maths. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I hate it when people are doing maths at the train station first thing in the morning, like they live for maths, and they can't function without maths.Like they can't wait 20 minutes 'til they get to work to slap off some BODMAS! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Some dickhead in Banff said I was "a common idiot who knew nothing about real mathematics" because I was using FOIL to solve a quadratic equation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The thought of Being back to work in a little over 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 These fannies holding up my train to work and making me late this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 When Jakeisst likes my posts. I don't think it counts as a real like because he is a serial-Liker. It's like how Teabags at the Moorings doesn't count as a stalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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