KarmaTsunami Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Ah, I was in upstate New York. The great thing about the drafts was that it was any draft beer which included some local microbrews. Then in Oregon it was not as cheap for beer and I was sad because the beer was amazing. I did not drink while in Manhattan. Oregon beat my liver up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Great name for a child that, Oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Especially if your last name is Player or Trail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Or 'O'...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Or McLure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Mice. Or more specifically the mouse who's taken up occupancy in our flat. I caught the little fuck under my bin. I. Caught. Him. Slipped a board under, lift it all up and the little cunt squeezes out as I turn it over and runs off into the darkness.Fuck humane traps. I want him to suffer. I want his shitty little mouse life to play out in front of his eyes during a long prolonged death.Should also point that this mouse was in one of the flats upstairs originally. They caught it, but instead of killing or releasing it outside, THEY RELEASED IT BACK INTO A HOLE IN THEIR FLOOR. FOR THE BANTER. BANTER! Fucking Jack Wills-clad, yacht club student cunt-weasels.So I set up 2 traps last night, and today came home to 2 dead peanut-butter-craving-vermin-cunts. Fucking result. I think the bloodlust might be starting to get to me. On the downside, there might be more mice than I initially expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 audiophiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 So I set up 2 traps last night, and today came home to 2 dead peanut-butter-craving-vermin-cunts. Fucking result. I think the bloodlust might be starting to get to me. On the downside, there might be more mice than I initially expected.Where there is one or two...... there is usually nine or ten ! Just thought I'd cheer you up with that ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I tip everybody. Hairdressers, bar staff, taxi drivers, waiters, Starbucks baristas etc. No wonder I'm always skint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I tend to tip people if it's below a rounded figure. like if it's a 4 quid taxi i give em 5. I've found myself giving em funny numbers like 6 if the taxi is 4.60+.I used to tip the hairdresser but Not so much anymore 'cause I'm usually a flat tenner. Plus her boobs don't brush my neck.Everyone else gets a tip unless I'm paying by card. And even then if it's shit weather and I've paid pizza hut by card the delivery guy still might get a quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Some bastard arsehole posting what happened in last nights WWE PPV as their Facebook status when I haven't watched it yet! normally I stay off FB the day after a PPV or Monday Night Raw but I forgot this morning. Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 This fucking cold.It's nowhere near flu territory, just a constantly blocked nose and a cunt of a sore head!Fuck the cold. Fuck it hard.Plus I think I've broken my foot. Went to the gym for a run on friday and haven't been able to walk on it since.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 YLOD. Fixing it myself this time just so I can back up the hard drive before buying a new one for 228 quid :@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Natalie Portman. She's in pretty much every movie coming out this year. She looks like she's always sucking on a lemon. Get tae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Those shits that don't actually come out. Resulting in far too much wiping and occaisionally dirty fingers.And the fact the toilet at work doesn't fill up again fast enough so i had to shit, wipe, flush, wipe and leave toilet paper in. And I don't think i'm finished wiping but i couldn't fill the toilet with paper since it wont flush for a few minutes. Might pop through again before lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 You should get more fibre in your diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 You should get more fibre in your diet.My shitting is normally great. It's normally an enjoyable experience. I'm just having one of those days I think. Update: Went back, no one had been to toilet so my shitty paper was there. Wiped some more. Flushed then wiped again. Clean enough I think. Might get an itch later but I'll live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 My shitting is normally great. It's normally an enjoyable experience. I'm just having one of those days I think. Update: Went back, no one had been to toilet so my shitty paper was there. Wiped some more. Flushed then wiped again. Clean enough I think. Might get an itch later but I'll live.Pet Hate:When you wipe your ass til it's red raw but still get an itchy sphincter later on!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 on the current trend: the shitter in my house, fart loudly in it an it will block up, how could someone fuck up the design of a toilet so bad that it doesn't pass an average size piece of shit without backing up!! off trend:couriers, booked one last Tuesday to collect and deliver and Ebay item on Thursday. Its Monday and still no sign so I called up and they agreed to collect today giving no reason as to why no one showed up on Thursday. The guy looking for his purchase also called up today and they told him they would collected 09:20 tomorrow. I check with them again and they agreed that it will be collected tomorrow but between 09:00 and 17:00...... o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Natalie Portman. She's in pretty much every movie coming out this year. She looks like she's always sucking on a lemon. Get tae.YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored RapThen you'll like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored RapThen you'll like thisThat was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 That was awesome.She gives me a stiffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored RapThen you'll like thisThat was painful.God how I HATE rap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 My shitting is normally great. It's normally an enjoyable experience. I'm just having one of those days I think. Update: Went back, no one had been to toilet so my shitty paper was there. Wiped some more. Flushed then wiped again. Clean enough I think. Might get an itch later but I'll live.Please keep us updated on the itchiness on yr arse throughout the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 That was painful.God how I HATE rap.Think you may have missed the point, big man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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