Monster Zero Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Get one of these -STV Mega Sonic Scatter-cat Gun - STV632 - Animal Repellents - STV - DIY and Tools from DIYTools.co.uk - Your First Stop For All Things DIY !Sonic repellent gun with laser sights. Pull trigger halfway, get the laser dot right on the little fuckers head, and fire a blast of ultrasonic wave that most people can't hear but drives cat mad. They soon learn not to come near. I got a motion sensor version and it seems to have worked.That looks fun, however the cat in question seems to evade being spotted at it's business -I did see one of the fixed ones but decided to try the 5 quid spray in the first instance rather than the 30 quid detector.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Vapid people with vapid lives.Background: I currently work on a temporary contract for an executive agency of the Scottish Government. My job entails manning a contact centre and performing all of the necessary actions and administrative duties associated with the contact centre. Due to the nature of the job, there are periods of time where there is literally nothing to do.We have books, maps and the internet available to us at our fingertips. So when there is no work in, we can occupy and educate ourselves, and at least look busy.Pet Hate: The two new members of the team who literally sit in front of their computer and twiddle their thumbs whilst staring blankly at the screen, awaiting some sort of notification to arrive.I mean what the actual fuck!? Are you that uninteresting that you're unable to occupy or engage yourself in anything? Are you interested in so little that you'd rather sit and numbly stare at a screen when you could be entertaining or educating yourself?I HOPE TO FUCK YOU GET SO BORED THAT YOU END UP SURFING AND COME ACROSS THIS SITE AND READ THIS, you vacuous cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Is anyone else a little bit scared of idol_wild now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Perhaps they are so creative and interesting that they are in a full throttle daydream, hence the blank stare? I often stare blankly when there is nothing to do because I'm thinking what it would be like if I could stop time, and everyone was frozen still. I mostly weigh up who, within my vicinity, I would punch in the face first. I achieve a different result each time, because I am surrounded by a vast number of punchable faces, yet I only own two fists; only one of which I'd be comfortable punching with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I also sometimes draw pictures by highlighting cells in Microsoft Excel. Not filling them with colour. Highlighting them. It's a challenge, because if you take your finger off CTRL, you lose everything. Also, in Excel, if you highlight a cell, you can't un-highlight it. So again, you have to stay focused. Other people in the office pass the time with mundane conversations about shite. Idiots. They couldn't draw a palm tree with Excel cells. Not on their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I also sometimes draw pictures by highlighting cells in Microsoft Excel. Not filling them with colour. Highlighting them. It's a challenge, because if you take your finger off CTRL, you lose everything. Also, in Excel, if you highlight a cell, you can't un-highlight it. So again, you have to stay focused. Other people in the office pass the time with mundane conversations about shite. Idiots. They couldn't draw a palm tree with Excel cells. Not on their lives.This is a thing that I did regularly in my last job. That inability to un-highlight is a right picture killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Is anyone else a little bit scared of idol_wild now?I think I properly love him. In a totally manly way, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Angry Phil is the best kind of Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Philled with anger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 You do like to Philibuster your enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Awphil puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I would Quirie your logic there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 His rants are certainly fulphilling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Stop making puns on my name, you bunch of fucking bell-ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Yr all a bunch of Phillistines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Some one gonna phil me in on what the fuck's going on?I'll Phil you in, alright. C'mere, pretty boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I struggled to philter half this crap. They should make a philm about this someday.Don't fucking try to be a philanthropist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This nonsense is making me Phil sick to my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This nonsense is making me Phil sick to my stomach.Maybe you have SyPhilis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Maybe you have SyPhilis?Philliping heck, I hope not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 These puns are awPhil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I feel philthy just reading this. Alancynic look at what your missing. This thread is just philled with pundageddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 New pet hate: People who can't stop Philabustering on Internet forums. Gosh darnit!! Anyone care for a little bit of philacio? Or how about something easier ... Say Philanthropy? Or Philosophy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 on routeit's 'en route' people! A more frequent pet hate than you would have thought, seems to pop up everywhere now i've noticed it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 These puns are awPhil.Awphil puns.Pinched! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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