Lemonade Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Have you I you read the books?No. I'm a total Potter n00b. I don't know anything about them except that Dumbledore dies at some point and that Emma Watson gets hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 No. I'm a total Potter n00b. I don't know anything about them except that Emma Watson gets hotYeah. I mean, for me, I grew up with the films. So, I was allowed to fancy her at the time of the films. She got gradually hot. When you watch them, she'll go from cute to hot in days. DAYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 I watched Cellular the other day. Dear god, what an atrocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Zombie Women of SatanZombie B-Movie with not a huge amount of plot going on. It's what that Zombie Strippers film should've been if that Corden cuntrag wasn't allowed near it. Over the top, some pretty dodgy acting, but a great laugh. Lots of tits and blood and swearing. Loses points for a lack of any real development or big climax and as such it feels like its dragging on towards the end. 6/10 overall but definitely worth a watch if you're in the mood for something a bit ridiculous.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Zombie Women of SatanZombie B-Movie with not a huge amount of plot going on. It's what that Zombie Strippers film should've been if that Corden cuntrag wasn't allowed near it. Over the top, some pretty dodgy acting, but a great laugh. Lots of tits and blood and swearing. Loses points for a lack of any real development or big climax and as such it feels like its dragging on towards the end. 6/10 overall but definitely worth a watch if you're in the mood for something a bit ridiculous.xxJames Corden? Zombie Strippers? Lesbian Vampire Killers, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 James Corden? Zombie Strippers? Lesbian Vampire Killers, maybe?That's the one I meant. What the fuck is Zombie Strippers then? Does it even exist? Don't wanna google it at work!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 That's the one I meant. What the fuck is Zombie Strippers then? Does it even exist? Don't wanna google it at work!xxIt does exist, it has Jenna Jameson in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Ahhh, if it's porn that'd explain why it came to mind rather than that LVK abortion.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Ahhh, if it's porn that'd explain why it came to mind rather than that LVK abortion.xxIt's not porn really (maybe soft-core in a Russ Meyer sort of way). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I watched Platoon last night for the 50th (ish) time. No matter how many times I watch it, it just keeps getting better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 It's not porn really (maybe soft-core in a Russ Meyer sort of way).In that case I must've just seen the title somewhere recently. Lovefilm. That's it. I was adding a fuckload of zombie shit to my lovefilm list and it appeared.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 In that case I must've just seen the title somewhere recently. Lovefilm. That's it. I was adding a fuckload of zombie shit to my lovefilm list and it appeared.xxWe could always make/direct/come up with the music for a ZombieNecroPorno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 In that case I must've just seen the title somewhere recently. Lovefilm. That's it. I was adding a fuckload of zombie shit to my lovefilm list and it appeared.xxIt has Robert Englund getting straddled and facefucked to death by a zombie stripper and a naked Jenna Jameson having a catfight with an equally naked stripper and shooting pool balls at her out of her pussy. Get it watched. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 We could always make/direct/star in/come up with the music for a ZombieNecroPorno...Fixed.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Fixed.xxI'm not sure i could get the wife onboard with that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Pfft. One little wedding and the rules all change.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Wild BillUrban drama set in East London (around the Olympic village) and starring Charlie Creed-Miles as Wild Bill, a minor gangster just released from an 8-year stretch in prison, who comes home to find that his wife has abandoned their kids. His 15-year-old son has been taking taking care of the younger brother by skipping school and working illegally on the construction of the Velodrome. A superb and gritty wee movie with great performances all round and an especially endearing one from Creed-Miles. It also has what is quite possibly the best bar fight ever - right up there with Jake The Muss' epic cunt-kicking of a thug in "Once Were Warriors". Get a hold of this movie if you can. 9/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Last night I watched Drive.Ryan Gosling stars as a stunt driver/ getaway driver/ violent muthafucka'.The soundtrack is awesome as is the action. Lots of fichtin' and fast driving.9/10 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Underworld- Awakening: I always go into Underworld films thinking that plot is superfluous to requirements as the main draw is seeing Kate Beckinsale (Rhona Mitra in the prequel) murdering people in inexplicable ways whilst looking absolutely amazing in a leather catsuit and i'm never disappointed. I don't feel it is my place to challenge these films on their artistic merits because the enjoyment comes from high octane action and the aforemntioned leather cladding. As with the other films i found it very enjoyable and would like them to do another one. 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Watched The Iron Lady this afternoon and have to say a little disappointed. Streep was good in the title role but it was very disjointed in places. Still gave me a stark reminder just why I hate that woman so much in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Watched the Todd Solondz film Life During Wartime. Expected a lot more, having loved happiness, storytelling, etc but this one wasn't as funny or interesting. Still had a few funny lines and a great performance by Omar from The Wire.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Expendables 2: Just like the first one really. Good waste of two hours, leave brain at door, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Horrible BossesExcellent comedy. Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrel are all brilliant as the ridiculously over the top shit bosses. Enjoyed Jamie Foxx's performance as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Horrible BossesExcellent comedy. Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrel are all brilliant as the ridiculously over the top shit bosses. Enjoyed Jamie Foxx's performance as well.Colin Farrel's line about being on a beach with a model serving him tropical drinks is incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 That film is ALL about Charlie Day. What a brilliant guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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