Spoonie Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Ali had R Kelly - when you've got that you need nothing else!Bagger Vance needed a rap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Fast 5 was unbelievably bad. Fucking loved it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 I can easily say the 6th one will be even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Ali had R Kelly - when you've got that you need nothing else!Bagger Vance needed a rap!Seven Pounds needed a rap. I actually watched Seven Pounds last night. It's aright, Will Smith being a nice guy and all that jazz.It had nothing on the film I watched after my girlfriend went home though.Sniper: ReloadedCarrying on from the legendary Sniper films starring Tom Berenger, this bad boy is set in the congo. Chad Michael Collins stars as Brandon Beckett, son of Thomas Beckett. He's a marine who has been sent to the Congo from Afghanistan to deal with a flashpoint. When his squad are wiped out by a sniper Brandon swears revenge. It has the plot, dialogue and acting of a film from the 80's which is a good thing in my eyes. Billy Zane makes an appearance reviving his role as Richard Miller, he's easily the best actor here which is saying something.Highlights include;The old bloke sniping the fuck out of some rebels The 60 second sex sceneThe evil sniper MarcelloBilly Zane admitting he loves pissing himselfBilly Zane shooting a lad through a wall with a Barrett 50 cal and tearing him in half.Billy ZaneFour bullets out of 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 You should listen to Billy Zane. He's a cool guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Conan The Barbarian (2011 Remake): Jesus christ, what an abysmal, utterly ridiculous and ultimately pointless remake. All style and very little substance. The acting and dialogue were absolutey terrible. 1/10King Arthur: Clive Owen and Keira Knightley in a slight twist on the Arthurian legends. I remember going to see this film at the cinema (probably because Keira Knightley is hot) and whilst hardly amazing i remembered it being enjoyable/watchable at least. I must've been on something that day because it was ultimately a sack of shrivelled bollocks on a second watch. Shite 2/10Hollywoodland: After the previous two film watches i needed something to grasp hold of to assure me that there are still some decent films out there and Hollywoodland didn't disappoint. Based on the suicide of George Reeves (TV Superman) and the conspiricy theories that spawned from it, Hollwoodland has a slick brutality and sadness running subtley underneath its main plot with strong acting from Ben Affleck (as Reeves through flashbacks) and Adrian Brody as the PI hired by Reeves mother to investigate some irregularities in the case. The Film Noir stylings and music add to the dramatic pace of the film and whilst not ground breaking help to highlight the bleaker aspects of stardom and how it affected Reeves. Really enjoyable watch, i would recommend to anyone interested in (Neo) Film Noir. 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Transformers: Dark of the MoonI don't really advise that anyone watches this. I think it's at this point I've finally realised I don't want to see any more Transformers films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Fast and Furious films have their place, good old thoughtless 90 minutes of terrible dialogue and action scenes. They're no Die Hards, but they are still good fun when you have nothing better to watch. New one on the way as well!number 5 is the best just for the rock coming and laying the smack down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Transformers: Dark of the MoonI don't really advise that anyone watches this. I think it's at this point I've finally realised I don't want to see any more Transformers films.I watched this the other night. The english bird ruined it. Apart from that, and the plotholes, it was nae bad. Better than the 2nd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Street Fighter The Movie. Reason-to-live/10. Stunning cinema. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 A classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 I fucking love that the only cast member in that movie who is a non-native english speaker is meant to the the red-white-and-blue-blooded American protagonist. Fucking great.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Transformers: Dark of the MoonI don't really advise that anyone watches this. I think it's at this point I've finally realised I don't want to see any more Transformers films.My 8 year old cousin, wise beyond his years said 'I don't want to watch Transformers, it's supposed to be a cartoon.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 The second and third transformers films should never have been made, absolutely terrible, not even i can sit and enjoy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 I remember watching Transmorphers. It was better than the actual transformers films.Micheal Bay is getting madder and madder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Milner, like music, your views on film just seem to be gibberish!I enjoyed 3 more than 2. But it's likeI do like bad films, and bad tv. It's like a nic cage film >>>>>> Transformers 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> transformers 3 >>> transformers 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tokyo drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Transformers tries to hard to be a good film, Michael Bay is just a cock gobbler milking the franchise. Its a shame i love the Transformers and he could have made a brilliant film out of the story, but its just lots of amazing special effects, and Shia LeBoufe being the same character he plays in every single film, its the second one that has those two black speaking transformers isnt it? Worst characters in any film ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 to be honest, get a better director, go back and plug any plot holes and you could remake them with the same story and it would be better. a lot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 So better director, new script, new story, and yes we could have a good film. Genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 It's the human characters I object to. They're all terrible. Terribly written, terribly acted and terrible people. You wonder what the fuck Optimus Prime is seeing in them that's worth helping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 So better director, new script, new story, and yes we could have a good film. Genius.the story is fine if the plot holes are worked out. so just a new director. with that you'd get a new script and possibly new actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Are you saying every Nicholas Cage film is better than Tokyo Drift? I'm a fan of Gone in Sixty Seconds but the Cagester has put out some god awful movies!For example.I won't even bother commenting..Ironically, this is how I felt whilst watching the wicker man.Sadly void of dancing brooms.Meh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Haven't seen sorcerers apprentice but i enjoyed the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 the story is fine if the plot holes are worked out. so just a new director. with that you'd get a new script and possibly new actors.Unless im mistaken, plot holes are a direct result of the story not being fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Okay, the main plot is fine. If Bay had more than a couple of braincells and he knew what the plot in the 3rd film would be, he could have made sure in the first two he didn't shoot himself in the foot. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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