Stroopy121 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Yeah tbh I just saw the face, made an the assumption in my first post and just left it there.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Yeah, I thought it was super duper wicked if it was who we all thought it was. 'cause he looked all wrinkly, so he looked like an older version of who we thought it was.I canna be arsed using spoilers, this is why all my sentences are a bit messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I hate cheesy american humour, and there was far too much of it in Avenger's Assemble. Also, how come Hulk was an uncontrollable force that kills everything on the ship...then in the final fight he's a'body that's not an aliens pal? I'm probably nit-picking, but I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 The Wicker Tree - enjoyed this immensely, never gonna be as good as The Wicker Man but as the companion piece it is intended to be holds up pretty good. Shame Sir Christopher Lee was only able to a cameo and is only on screen for a couple of minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I hate cheesy american humour, and there was far too much of it in Avenger's Assemble.Also, how come Hulk was an uncontrollable force that kills everything on the ship...then in the final fight he's a'body that's not an aliens pal?I'm probably nit-picking, but I don't give a fuck.I found that strange too. the cheesy humour was a-okay though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Prometheus. Pretty good until the ending, which was complete bobbins. 6/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Charlize Theron was sitting next to Jon Hamm on Graham Norton last night. Minus steve coogan and Norton, that's a porno I'd like to see.She said up until the last 8 minutes you wouldn't realise it was in the same universe as Alien or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I spent yesterday hungover and watching all 3 'Mad Max' films. A good day...until I also watched 'Hostel 3' which was shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Watched The Sitter on saturday night. Good film. Funny. Jonah Hill being Jonah Hill being Jonah Hill. But, he's Jonah Hill. Fat guy getting frustrated, shouting. Things turn out okay, laughs are had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Coraline - animation, supposed to be a kids film but it's very dark, I think I would have shit my pants if I'd watched that as a bairn. Really nice film.**** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Watched The Sitter on saturday night. Good film. Funny. Jonah Hill being Jonah Hill being Jonah Hill. But, he's Jonah Hill. Fat guy getting frustrated, shouting. Things turn out okay, laughs are had.What's he gonna do now he isn't fat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 He'll be less funny, that's for sure. He can't play the lovable fat stoner any more. He'll probably do a few crap films like Seth Rogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Watched 'The Pact' last night. Plenty of shit the bed moments, standard horror fare really. Killed an hour and a half though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 PrometheusWell...it's just....och...ye see...aye...and then again, naw.Brilliantly made, but somehow hollow, full of the usual "away team" stereotypes - the surly one, the cynical one, the speccy, geeky one, the there's-more-to-me-than-meets-the-eye one.Noomi's quite good in the lead role.The main problem I have with it is....1. They travel all the way to some distant planet in search of a superior alien race who are purportedly responsible for our creation. They find one (humanoid with almost identical DNA), wake him up and he immediately starts kicking fuck out of everyone in sight. What a let down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 The GreyA bunch of oil refinery workers in a remote icy location are on their way home when their plane crashes in the wilderness and the survivors need to tackle the elements while being hunted by a pack of wolves. Liam Neeson is the guy at the refinery who was paid to shoot wolves. Seems like a canny number. Anyway he knows about wolves so becomes their guide. Actually the guy being paid to shoot wolves sounds a bit like a handy plot device rather than a realistic job...anyway it's a not bad film.8/10BronsonDecided to give this another go, kept falling asleep the first time I watched it and it just seemed to be the same scene playing over and over each time I roused. The story of Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner who has spent most of his adult life in jail. Actually better this time, Tom Hardy's performance in the lead is pretty outstanding.8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Look Who's Talking Now - worst of the 3, but still nae bad. It was basically like lady and the tramp, but with the kids, who can actually talk now, which makes it slightly worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Inglorious Basterds - A good old fashioned Tarantino film, loads of violence and a plot that pretends to be smarter than it actually is. 4 stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Inglorious Basterds - A good old fashioned Tarantino film, loads of violence and a plot that pretends to be smarter than it actually is. 4 stars.Bonjurno!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Inglorious Basterds - A good old fashioned Tarantino film, a remake.fixed. even though i like QT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 It's not a remake of the 1978 The Inglorious Bastards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I spent yesterday hungover, exhausted and despondent so I decided to watch the beautiful people fall in love. This is often my go to remedy when in a pit of hungover despair and its grey outside. First I watched Valentine’s Day, which is essentially the American version of Love Actually (except not nearly as good). It follows an all-star cast on Valentine’s Day as they learn about life and love. At the end all their paths cross and they are all happy. It made me feel incredibly low and wonder why I cannot find true love. It boosted my ego too, as it reminded me that I am almost physically identical to Bradley Cooper. Ashton Kutcher was surprisingly likeable. Queen Latifah was still shit and fat. I love Anne Hathaway and her wonky eyes. 4/10Second I watched No Strings Attached. Ashton Kutcher – again, surprisingly likeable – and Natalie Portman (shwing) start a sex based no romance with “no strings attached.” They end up getting closer and falling a love. It made me wonder why I haven’t met a beautiful woman like Natalie Portman to tolerate my penis. I cried a bit at the end when they finally get together. 3/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Look Who's Talking Now - worst of the 3, but still nae bad. It was basically like lady and the tramp, but with the kids, who can actually talk now, which makes it slightly worse.Why is anyone watching this in 2012? What's wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 It was on Gold. They had the first one on a couple days back, then the second one was on just before the 3rd, some of us work without siestas so i didn't get home till the end of the second one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Moby DickIshmael goes whaling on a ship, the captain is Ahab who is obsessed with hunting down and killing the white whale Moby Dick who bit off his leg, to the expense of all else. The old Gregory Peck as Ahab one. Great film and even though it's pretty old the whale effects aren't completely shit and actually look better than some CGI I have seen.8/10When Dinosaurs Ruled the EarthThis came on when I was hungover and I dozed off through much of it. It's an old Hammer film that has cavemen and women existing alongside dinos. There is no dialogue in English, everyone just talks in an obviously made up caveman dialect where 'Akita' seems to mean everything from 'Look there', 'Go away', 'Go and get her' to 'Fuck there's a big fucking dinosaur'. Largely shite, made slightly tolerable by the unfeasibly attractive cavewomen in scanty fur bikinis.2/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Wanted - Absolute bullet bending shite, avoid at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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