Soda Jerk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I've only seen the first Fast and Furious. I have yet to see a film that is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I've only seen the first Fast and Furious. I have yet to see a film that is worse.TorqueI'll raise you F&F with the above, it is to F&F what Go-bots were to Transformers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I've only seen the first Fast and Furious. I have yet to see a film that is worse.Pft a worse film, i challenge you to watch Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, you aint seen shit yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Now there is a film, Torque is heroically bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Pft a worse film, i challenge you to watch Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, you aint seen shit yet.I see your Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and raise you this... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Are these films those types of films that are so bad, they become good? Like EYEBORGS - A film about the attack of robot eyeballs. That Mega Shark film sounds brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Fuck it, time to bring in the heavy artillery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Are these films those types of films that are so bad, they become good? Like EYEBORGS - A film about the attack of robot eyeballs. That Mega Shark film sounds brilliant.Yeah they are all terrible, but become brilliant because they are so bad. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is so bad the directors dont put their name anywhere on the box or in the credits. You really have to see it to believe how unbelievably bad it is. Its one of my fav films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Get in. IMDB makes it sound brilliant.Fast and Furious though. It's just bad. Not bad that it's good. Just bad.All bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Fast and Furious films have their place, good old thoughtless 90 minutes of terrible dialogue and action scenes. They're no Die Hards, but they are still good fun when you have nothing better to watch. New one on the way as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I love really awful films. Getting a Sky subscription is worth it for the SyFy channel alone: http://www.imdb.com/list/4VddSNxgYUI/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Holy shit, Ice Spiders. There are no words for that film that do it any kind of justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I love awful films, but for me, Fast and Furious does seem to try and be some breath taking, edge-of-the-seat action thriller. It's not a terrible film that clearly knows its a terrible film. It's the Billy Big Boots of shit films. Unlike Wild Wild West, which spent millions of dollars on what was essentially one of the most hideous plotlines ever, and the result was pure enjoyable garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Milner we need all those films! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I love awful films, but for me, Fast and Furious does seem to try and be some breath taking, edge-of-the-seat action thriller. It's not a terrible film that clearly knows its a terrible film. It's the Billy Big Boots of shit films. Unlike Wild Wild West, which spent millions of dollars on what was essentially one of the most hideous plotlines ever, and the result was pure enjoyable garbage.Will Smith turned down being in the Matrix for Wild Wild West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Its a Vin Diesel film tho, they are all like that, Pitch Black, Cronicals of Riddick (which is also 3 hours long!!!), XXX, they are all really bad films that dont know they are bad, but i like those films. Then you have classics like Smokey and the Bandit and Big Trouble in Little China that are again really bad films, but at least they know it and play on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Will Smith turned down being in the Matrix for Wild Wild West.Probably the best move he ever made. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Milner we need all those films!You would love Ice Spiders, so many "OH MY GOD" moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Probably the best move he ever made.Quoted for truth x one million!Was he going to be Laurence Fishburn's character? I'm assuming that because they are both black, which probably makes me a racist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpiSPoUqL8kWhy doesn't Will Smith make raps for the films he's in anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Quoted for truth x one million!Was he going to be Laurence Fishburn's character? I'm assuming that because they are both black, which probably makes me a racist.Racist, considering he would have been Neo, prob not room for two black lead actors in that film tho..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Also, did you know Sean Connery turned down the role of Gandalf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpiSPoUqL8kWhy doesn't Will Smith make raps for the films he's in anymore?ALI definitely needed a rap. It was severely missing a rap about punching people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 ALI definitely needed a rap. It was severely missing a rap about punching people.An I Am Legend rap would of certainly lightened the mood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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