Lemonade Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 The Day The Earth Stood Still - Classic 1950s sci-fi. A spaceman comes to Earth to warn us idiot humans about our self-destructive ways. Good stuff.**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 I couldn't sleep last night, and Day of The Dead was on the telly, so I watched it. It was the 2008 remake, with some lass from American Pie in it. I've not seen the original, so I don't know how they compare. It was toss. Really, really bad. I don't watch alot of zombie films, especially not remakes, but when did Zombies start being able to sprint? Fuck that. Then there's a part where one guy gets bitten on the hand, so he slowly gets infected and turns into a zombie, but they (the survivors) let him travel along with them anyway because he's a vegetarian, so he won't eat people(?!?!), and he's the boyfriend of one of the survivors, and apparently the zombies retain some of their personality. Absolutely bonkers. So this vegetarian zombie is actually trying to fight the proper zombies, but he eventually gets his head ripped off or something. It's got all the usual horror movie cast. The pandering couple who scream at everything. The black guy with attitude who hates everyone, and some bad ass girl who is obviously a fully fledged weapons expert.No idea what it's trying to do. There's no jumpy bits. There's no major amounts of gore. Just a pointless hour and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Fast 5 is fucking incredible. It is one of the worst/best films I've ever seen. Paul Walker is just heinous, his acting is just sooooooo fucking bad/great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 I liked the Day Of The Dead remake. Not as good as the original. But what is?EDIT - oh shit, no, I'm thinking of Dawn Of The Dead. I've never seen Day Of The Dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Fast and Furious 5 - A simple wee jot back with our friends Vin Deisel and Paul Walker, some very realistic scenes like when they nose dive a £250k car off a cliff and just jump out mid air into the water, the simplicity is amazing. Plus there is not another film that will let you see Vin, Paul Walker and The Rock in the same scene, worth my £15 and a take away pizza. BUT, its no Tokyo Drift.One thing that struck me about the film is its realism. When Big Vin flips those NOS switches on the bridge, popping a wheelie whilst towing over 18 tons of steel. Stunning attention to detail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 It's the fact he so obviously want's to stick it in his sister hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 It's the fact he so obviously want's to stick it in his sister hard. Settle.Just been informed that my Dad just bought this today.YESSS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 One thing that struck me about the film is its realism. When Big Vin flips those NOS switches on the bridge, popping a wheelie whilst towing over 18 tons of steel. Stunning attention to detail!The weaving with the 18 ton vault on the bridge is one of the best scenes in any car film. Its exactly how i imagine that situation would be if i were Vin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Settle.Just been informed that my Dad just bought this today.YESSS!Thats has to come round for a weekend!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Thats has to come round for a weekend!! Mum says he's sat and read the back of every dvd sleeve. He went home from work early today so he can 'get ready to watch seagal' later on. I'm sure he'll gee me a shot of it for a weekend though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 You guys are aware that every Steven Seagal film is shite, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 You guys are aware that every Steven Seagal film is shite, yeah?Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 You guys are aware that every Steven Seagal film is shite, yeah? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Seagal is king. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 He got a picture that wasn't from 9gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 I lvoe how the box shows his full range of acting faces! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Battleships - affa good.Fast Five - affa good ana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Seagal is the best of the martial arts action heroes.Seagal > Van Damme > The rest > Getting a real life roundhouse kick to the face >>>> Jason fucking Statham and everything he's ever been involved with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Seagal is the best of the martial arts action heroes.Seagal > Van Damme > The rest > Getting a real life roundhouse kick to the face >>>> Jason fucking Statham and everything he's ever been involved with.Hang on here son, Statham is a legend, i wont have anything bad being said of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Safe looks pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Seagal is the best of the martial arts action heroes.Chuck Norris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seagal > Van Damme > The rest > Getting a real life roundhouse kick to the face >>>> Jason fucking Statham and everything he's ever been involved with.Fixed that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Chuck Norris fights with his beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Watched Coraline yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it.Also, Horrible Bosses. Lets just say I wouldn't mind Jennifer Aniston as my boss. Like'en! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Fixed that for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Bruce Lee would fuck every single one of those chumps up without breaking sweat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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