Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Why the fuck did you have your shirt off in Exodus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Why the fuck did you have your shirt off in Exodus?He's a shirt-lifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 so the midget with the moustache could stroke his nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I did no such thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 He's a shirt-lifter.LOL beaten to the punch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 i'm sticking with my answer about the moustached dwarf licking your nipple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 i'm sticking with my answer about the moustached dwarf licking your nipple.And I'm still denying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Never barred from anywhere, got into a pretty heated row with one of the bouncers at Gs, though. I can't remember what I said but apparently some of the insults I used were 'brilliant, but didn't make sense'. Those bouncers are horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Never barred from anywhere, got into a pretty heated row with one of the bouncers at Gs, though. I can't remember what I said but apparently some of the insults I used were 'brilliant, but didn't make sense'. Those bouncers are horrible.If you can't remember what you were saying then the chances are you were being a dick (too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 If you can't remember what you were saying then the chances are you were being a dick (too). I'm not disputing that at all. Pretty embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 And I'm still denying it.me thinks the dwarf doth protest too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 This reminds me of one of my favorite stories from the time I worked in a pub. One quiet evening in a Peterhead pub located on the main street, (for the purpose of this story I will call it the Cuntinmental) a group of guys came in. One of them came to the bar and ordered a drink whilst the others went and sat down. The guy got the drinks and went to join his mates. After about ten minutes a walked over to the table and spoke to a couple of the guys I knew. I asked them what brought them into the Cuntinmental, as I had not seen them there for quite a while. They replied that they were here with "Yankee". I knew Yankee as a likable man but a bit of a drinker and a bit rebellious and because of this he was banned from most pubs in Peterhead. I looked around and could not see Yankee. I asked where was he. This is when one of them pointed to a small box on the table. They told me Yankee had passes away and they were going round all the pubs in Peterhead where he was banned from and sprinkling some of his ashes just so he could have one final "last laugh" over the landlords. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 I DJd at that. I have fond memories of Yankee at festivals, we used to REALLY cane it wi Turk and aa the ither naerdaeweels. We had a burial at sea - aff a fishing boat in the bay of refuge, cos it was too roch to ging oot o the moo, most of the ashes were thrown overboard, and the rest eaten and skinned up and scattered about various pubs, it was an ACE send aff.I liked the wee tribute in The Buchanie , it said, Ye can tak the loon oot o the toon, but ye canna tak the toon oot o the loon. Yankee was a Hells Angel and spoke fluent Dutch, but he aywis spoke in Doric . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Aye biz, and what would some of the young ones of today think if they met Yankee in a pub? Jeezo, I've seen folk moan on here because some "random" spoke to them in a pub.....fuck me it's a social place at the end of the day....be fucking social. What about Mole (RIP)? they would have had him strung up after only five minutes of his rantings about Frank Sinatra or Frank Zappa. BTW, heard you've stopped smoking. true or false? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Anyone got anymore stories ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I seen this boy piss on the back of a bouncer at Amadeus when he was refused in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I go chucked out from a club once and told not to return for a month,I'm not going to say why though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Permanently banned from O'Neills for bottling someone. Long story short, I bottled him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I seen this boy piss on the back of a bouncer at Amadeus when he was refused in.In 2006 you seemed to think this boy was you...http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/549510-post22.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You seem like the kind of dick who would do something like that. No back story or anything at all? Just bottled him?Plenty back story, just not anything I want to disclose on the internet to a bunch of creeps.Someone asked if anyone was barred, I answered the question. Happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 In 2006 you seemed to think this boy was you...http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/549510-post22.htmlburn!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Plenty back story, just not anything I want to disclose on the internet to a bunch of creeps.Someone asked if anyone was barred, I answered the question. Happy?If the above is your argument then you should've just said "Yes" without mentioning bottling. Without a back story it's implied that you just went up to a stranger and went "Katcha ya cunt" with a bottle.I've never been barred but I was refused entry to Korova Klub as they thought I was on something. I have incredibly dark brown eyes. So at night time after a couple of pints it looks like my pupils are massive. I was like "I'm not on annyytthhiinnnggggg" And they just said my pupils were massive and if I didn't move the police would come 'n' get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Providing your innocent/ Always call their bluff. I always have because i've never been on anything and they never go through with it.Nahh the guy was being a dick and stupidly I started being a dick back. So I just looked like a jakey. Haven't seen him on the door since though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I got banned from the West End bar in Peterhead for swearing too much. True story.Got banned from the palace for stealing a toilet seat and a door handle. I thought it was funny at the time.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Too many cockteases ITT. Either tell us the full story or piss off; NOBODY likes an enigmatic try-hard.Also;In 2006 you seemed to think this boy was you...http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/549510-post22.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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