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I thought I was bad when I drew my name with massive letters on my neighbours garage wall when it had wet cement drying (I was 4 and was told not to touch the wall).However this is wayyyy worse.

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Rugrats

Quality!

I think I'll adopt these two and set them loose on my houseproud, tosser brother-in-law's Kingswells breezblock "palace"

:up:

DZL

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He is going to die.

However, the fact that someone has taken a picture (mother/father maybe?) suggests that that he may still be living. (Underneath the staircase - fed one meal daily). :D

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I was once left with an open tin of paint when I was about three.

The result? I painted my dad's car dulux matt white... I apparently was especially keen to get the headlights completely covered in the stuff.

I lived. I suspect these kids have too.

Lesson: Never leave kids alone with paint... they will fuck shit up. That's the reason "Washable" paints were invented.

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My one upended a tin of white paint over the carpet many moons ago.

Plus a bowl of tomato soup on another occasion, and a whole Indian carry out on another.

I have omitted him from my will.

When I am old and doolally (or older and doolallier, before you start) I will get my revenge by upending all manner of stuff over his abode.

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That is amazing! Hehe I would've been shot but bless the kid, prolly just watched too much art attck! hehe i cant help but really like and feel really jealous of how simplistic everything is to kids.

I really hope they made miraculous getaways!

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When I am old and doolally (or older and doolallier' date=' before you start) I will get my revenge by upending all manner of stuff over his abode.[/quote']

And as I constantly threaten my parents, you'll end up moving from that nice, comfy retirement village to the sort of old folks' home they do scoops on on ITV.

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I thought I was bad when I drew my name with massive letters on my neighbours garage wall when it had wet cement drying (I was 4 and was told not to touch the wall).However this is wayyyy worse.

855433-BloodyKids.jpg

Oh, and in that circumstance, I'd point out how much they used to like their Playstation 2, and how much they'd have loved a Playstation 3 if only there'd been money left over after I'd bought that replacement tv.

Little cunts. I'll make a great parent.

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i think the little shits may of learned their lesson after the hours of boiling hot water and nailbrush treatment they probably went through to get that shit off their skin.

Though i do find it kinda funny that the bigger kid has a massive smirk on his face while the little one looks like he was forced to eat emulsion possibly after having his face smeared in it.

(it seems bizarrely staged tho doesn't it...)

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It can't be real. For god's sake, who is stupid enough to leave 2 kids alone with an open tin of paint? I can see a screwdriver on the floor which suggests it was opened for them. Leaving kids alone with paint is one thing, but giving them a screwdriver to play with is just irresponsible.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

Reminds me why I went under the knife. I fucking hate children.

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I thought I was bad when I drew my name with massive letters on my neighbours garage wall when it had wet cement drying (I was 4 and was told not to touch the wall).However this is wayyyy worse.

855433-BloodyKids.jpg

those 2 know exactly the value of telly!!! good on them!!!

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855433-BloodyKids.jpg

I'm blaming this thread for RossP moving what appears to be the same model of TV out of our flat.

Obviously he subliminally realised he couldn't leave myself and Maxi alone with it after seeing this pic.

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I thought I was bad when I drew my name with massive letters on my neighbours garage wall when it had wet cement drying (I was 4 and was told not to touch the wall).However this is wayyyy worse.

855433-BloodyKids.jpg

Id make them drink the paint, little bastards

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