Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Animals? Bags of hot vaseline? Other dudes?Endless possibilities. All you need's an open mind and a low level of conscience...Stop right there. I'm trying to stick up for bloke-kind here, we're getting a raw deal. Your foul deviant fetishising is not helping our cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spleen_of_gold Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Face to face is a bad idea if your partner is really drunk and particulary violent when sober. Not that anyone got hurt, but its pretty scarey. Also it's horrible when the guy cries when you finish with them, makes you feel like shit. I assume that would work both ways, but actually the girl didn't cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 The worst way I've been dumped was over the phone- I'm a face-to-face kinda person and like to deal with things that way- so I got dumped a few times by phone but then had to find time to meet up with that person and discuss properly. I hate the idea of ending things on a really awkward note! When I was dumped face-to-face it was much easier... although when I was 14, I finished with a guy over MSN- he then went on to tell me to 'have a nice life' and threaten to kill himself (after 2 weeks of going out)- that wasn't cool and will never be done again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 So' date=' if men are more likely to cheat, then just who are they cheating with?[/quote']in my experience its been with single girls. there for the girls arent cheating on anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 The worst way I've been dumped was over the phone- I'm a face-to-face kinda person and like to deal with things that way- so I got dumped a few times by phone but then had to find time to meet up with that person and discuss properly. I hate the idea of ending things on a really awkward note! When I was dumped face-to-face it was much easier... although when I was 14' date=' I finished with a guy over MSN- he then went on to tell me to 'have a nice life' and threaten to kill himself (after 2 weeks of going out)- that wasn't cool and will never be done again![/quote']Stupidest/most selfish way of thinking ever."She/he doesn't want to see me anymore. Maybe if they think I'm suicidal we'll live happily ever after!"Nice one shit-for-brains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 killing them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Pour a pint of coke over them in Exodus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Was that a referral to me lad?Can I just point out a few inaccuracies there!a) Was a mere thimble full of voddy and cokeb) It wasn't the lady in question - 'twas her minionDone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 But I tell you what, it fucking worked! Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Was that a referral to me lad?Can I just point out a few inaccuracies there!a) Was a mere thimble full of voddy and cokeb) It wasn't the lady in question - 'twas her minionDone!Stop being so up yersel' min - my comment was purely a 'finishing with someone' suggestion.I can guarantee that would work. Might not be the best way but at least it's effective... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 he then went on to tell me to 'have a nice life' and threaten to kill himself (after 2 weeks of going out)- that wasn't cool and will never be done again!People like him make me fucking sick. What a snivelling, guilt-tripping, navel-gazing, calculating, manipulative little weasel. I hope you told him to go right ahead and fucking do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 spaff AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 shagging another girl might work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Just fucking off and moving to Aberdeen. Worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Just fucking off and moving to Aberdeen. Worked for me.Sounds like a good idea, they'd be mad to follow you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 shagging another girl might worknot if it was your girlfriend who shagged another lass, 'cos that'd just make me more eager to stay together and explore these new feelings she has.especially if the other girls parent's owned a brewery.mmm beer.pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Grr. I'm going through the whole being dumped over the phone thing. And now her always saying she's going out and saying she won't meet me, and that I have to accept it. Although it was fine last week. I'm meeting her to see my fate in 30 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 How'd it go mate?I'm going through it myself at the mo, totally fucking ripped me apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Another one down the drain. It's hard to feel confident and happy when someone just goes off you and there is no reason.Grr I feel shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 To quote one of my favourite films:You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? Is when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they're thinking of you. You know, you'd like to think you're both in all this pain but they're just like 'Hey, I'm glad you're gone'. Beers for you fella. It will get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 You can both get over the heartbreak with much drinking and Misplaced Childhood in 3 weeks, nothing better for it than singing along to the big man doing Kayleigh !!CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 nothing better for it than singing along to the big man doing Kayleigh !!I think if I heard that after a recent break-up, then death would immediately be nullified of its sting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Grr. I'm going through the whole being dumped over the phone thing. And now her always saying she's going out and saying she won't meet me' date=' and that I have to accept it. Although it was fine last week. I'm meeting her to see my fate in 30 mins[/quote']Ahhh, dude - that sucks Dumping over the phone is never good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Believe me Stuart, it doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Stupid women, why do we have to care. Guess it's time to bottle it up in the back of my mind and try get on.And yes Marillion is ace when you are feeling down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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